HallGreenVillan

Maybe I've missed something, and I know he can call himself whatever he wants, but when did Dele Alli lose his surname? According to sky they have 'special guest Dele', has he checked down the back of the sofa? that's where I tend to find things I lose.

the wife bought me a goonies 'never say die' t shirt yesterday, gonna have to bin it now and we know that sloth would win a best looking fan award down there

Barry Fry could do the grand opening. and urinate in the centre aisle, the piddle of lidl

i know it's probably just me, but the fact 'old spice' is supporting her husband means that he couldn't possibly have done anything wrong, cause she's all girl power, and zigga zigga arr???

The problem I have, is it's like 'The Office', I laugh, but then feel guilty for laughing, then I just think of the words of a much better man than me, and 'I just pity the fools' BA Baracus, 'The A' Team (1983-1987)

Guessing it was less then? No-one would pay more surely??

my Negroni

After watching one series of 'The Wire' my standard response to questions where I could answer in the affirmative was this, 'True Dat', I'm a 53 yr old white male, one of my brothers questioned my choice of response, I explained about the wire, still don't think he's watched it yet, hey ho

With Wagner and Brady 'in town' I'm sure Rodney (copperplate writing) will be out with them on the pull up town tonight, lock away your grandmas :-0

I'm really sorry, read this too many times, little bit pissed, little bit stoned (probably slightly more than 'little'), but I have no idea what this means

i'm positiively prolific last few years lol

Possibly one for the Unpopular opinions thread, but if we were to go 'toe to toe' they'd have a serious advantage what with all their extra digits

welcome to the club

really surprised paul, " I'm a winker" tate hasn't been mentioned for canonhood