kidlewis Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 you get more purchase standing, as mjmooney said needs to be more of a standing with a bit of a bend at the hips to really get in there. never under estimate the wet wipe either, good as a finale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gringo Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Somewhere in between, surely? Actually sitting down, there's no room to get your hand past the toilet seat. Stand up straight, your buttocks are too clenched. Lift arse a few inches off the toilet seat, lean forward, reach round and wipe.MJ in shock "swings both ways" admission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtsimonw Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 What MJ said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 never under estimate the wet wipe either, good as a finale. Wet wipe followed by more bog paper to dry, FTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 18, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted December 18, 2009 This is a great thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sled Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Anyone just leave theirs sticky? :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shambles Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Somewhere in between, surely? Actually sitting down, there's no room to get your hand past the toilet seat. Christ you must have a big arse. Or big hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSufferingVilla Posted December 18, 2009 Author Share Posted December 18, 2009 Ah good this thread has reemerged hopefully now those who haven't seen it before can vote and put the standers back in the ascendancy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 I put my legs behind my ears and lick it clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 This thread is great, it should be a sticky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 never under estimate the wet wipe either, good as a finale. Wet wipe followed by more bog paper to dry, FTW EPIC WIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted December 18, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted December 18, 2009 I normally didn't like standing when wiping until I figured out the perfect compromise - putting one foot on the seat whilst wiping. I call it "The Washington", because when I put my right foot on the seat I feel like I'm George Washington crossing the Delaware to sneak attack the Hessian troops...which is yet another way to associate shit with the German populace. I know it's poor form to quote your own posts, but that bit still has me -ing nearly a day later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa_Rosa Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Anyone just leave theirs sticky? :? The standers I reckon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 A stamp of the feet to remove any danglers and a little wiggle for good measure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted January 12, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted January 12, 2010 Moving on to bogroll technique: Wad for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banger75 Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Sitter.....lean to one side (usually my left cheek), a 'folded runway' (thanks levi!) and wipe. Also a big fan of the wet wipe, highly recommended, especially early in the day!! Try it, guarantee you will like it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSufferingVilla Posted January 13, 2010 Author Share Posted January 13, 2010 I swing between the wad and the super wad depending on the severity of the situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMilnereatsnails Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 It's got to be the Sitting Sheryl Crow - OK so sometimes you get shit on your hands but it washes off easy enough. Time for lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si. Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Seated, with one hand round the back. I have always assumed this to be the "orthodox" position and am disturbed by those of you standing. This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roonst83 Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Whats really bizzarre is when you do a huge shit and the after you wipe your backside there is seemingly no stains on the tissue.... ...I believe this is called a Ghost Shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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