mikeyp102 Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 The only reason Santas sledge is pulled by reindeer is because James Milner was too quick and santa kept on emptying the contents of his sack in random places.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommy Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 The only reason Santas sledge is pulled by reindeer is because James Milner was too quick and santa kept on emptying the contents of his sack in random places.. Don't you mean Gabby, not Santa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted December 25, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted December 25, 2009 James Milner doesn't do Christmas Eve or Christmas day, he is currently jogging down to the Arsenal ground as a warn up for the game on Boxing day. James Milner is such a gifted footballer, he ignores the fixture list and plays the game, alone, a day before. And Arsenal still lose, even though they aren't there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P3te Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 its actually james milner's boots in marsellus wallace's briefcase Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 Hitler hung himself based on the knowledge that James Milners great-grandmother had been born... 64 is rather young to be the great-grandmother of a man in his early twenties.I can't help but worry you are underestimating the Milner family... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 When Bryn and Jason were on a fishing trip they seen James Milners "tackle". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thug Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 Rome wasn't built in a day... ...cuz James Milner wasn't born yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P3te Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 every turkey since the early 1800s was hand bred by james milner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeVillan Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 On that fateful night in Paris when Princess Di lost her life in that tunnel it was widely reported that the car driven by Henry Paul hit a concrete pillar yet the real truth of the matter was covered up for fear of causing wide spread public panic. The reality is that the limo hit James Milner who was enjoying a summer vacation with Heidi Klum and Gisele Bundchen, the impact was so heavy that Milner is believed to have said "ouch I think I've just been stung by something" leading to the cover up. I found it funny but Harry and the other one are villa fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
World_Domination Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 James Milner killed Archie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 James Milner shot JR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villagav Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 William is the Villa fan, and something important in the FA. Harry is a Hammer isn't he?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isgill88 Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 William is the Villa fan, and something important in the FA. Harry is a Hammer isn't he?? Not sure, but I do know that they are definitely both James Milner fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salsa Party Animal Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 Harry is a gunners I believe. James Milner also deliver all the christmas presents on earth not Santa Claus or St Nicholas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 quantum physics was first theorised by a physicist who had just seen James Milner play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DalianDaley Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 You cant observe James Milner without changing James Milner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P3te Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 james milner is the only thing that can travel faster than the speed of light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b6bloke Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 James Milner was the voice behind K.I.T in Knighrider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P3te Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 there is no hubble telescope, they just ask james milner to paint the things hes seen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwivillan Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 James Milner was the voice behind K.I.T in Knighrider The ridiculously camp sounding one. How very dare you sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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