TrinityRoadSteps Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 James Milner just sat in my Citroen, and when he got out it was a Ferrari Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gringo Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 The chinese believe the number 8 is lucky because it's on James Milner's back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villafan306 Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 James Milner batted for England's cricket team yesterday using the name "Graeme Swann" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkinsk11 Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 James Milner HAS danced with the the devil in the pale moon light, and got 10 from all the judges Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 James Milner fought the Law and ... the Law won. It always does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted December 19, 2009 Moderator Share Posted December 19, 2009 James Milner fought the Law and ... the Law won. It always does. Nonesense.... James Milner is above the law of this or any other land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markeefc Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 After kicking the corner flag James Milner told Carew to give his shirt to the fan or he was a dead man !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Milner says everyone needs to donate £10 to my Christmas fund. PM me so I can give you my address. Thanks to 891 of you who have PM'ed me. Congratulations, PoB. You can now afford a year's secure self-storage in West Gosford, Australia. Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted December 19, 2009 Moderator Share Posted December 19, 2009 When Big John gets scared or in a spot of bother he can't handle he calls James Milner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beasley14 Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Not sure if this has been said but i`ve heard that James Milner eats granite for his breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 I await a picture of a bin as this is probably common knowledge but James Vindaloo Milner had a curry named after him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Jam is so called in honour of James Milner Princess Di is no longer with us because James Milner was upset with her relationship with Will Carling James Milner has graciously allowed the Christian world to continue to celebrate Dec 25th when everyone knows it should be Jan 4th - The Russian's know there James Milner better than we do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted December 19, 2009 Moderator Share Posted December 19, 2009 On that fateful night in Paris when Princess Di lost her life in that tunnel it was widely reported that the car driven by Henry Paul hit a concrete pillar yet the real truth of the matter was covered up for fear of causing wide spread public panic. The reality is that the limo hit James Milner who was enjoying a summer vacation with Heidi Klum and Gisele Bundchen, the impact was so heavy that Milner is believed to have said "ouch I think I've just been stung by something" leading to the cover up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterWithe's_shin Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Whenever somebody fails to pick up a James Milner cross, a fairy dies. :oops: Well it is Panto session. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 James Milner could have got a room in Bethlehem, in fact he had a booking for the whole Exec floor of the Bethlehem Hilton. The star that the 3 wise men followed was in fact the light from his mini bar as he opened another diet Appletize and tried a bit of the complementary KitKat that maid left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted December 20, 2009 Moderator Share Posted December 20, 2009 James Milner could have got a room in Bethlehem, in fact he had a booking for the whole Exec floor of the Bethlehem Hilton. The star that the 3 wise men followed was in fact the light from his mini bar as he opened another diet Appletize and tried a bit of the complementary KitKat that maid left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.Robinson Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 James Milner is given the 1, 2 and 3 point bonus in Fantasy Football before each game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 To keep himself occupied James Milner will be running to South Africa this year and will head off from Birmingham at around 16:55 on May 9th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tismyk Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 To keep himself occupied James Milner will be running to South Africa this year and will head off from Birmingham at around 16:55 on May 9th. ,,,,,,,,,,,, and will be carrying the other squad players on his back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 James Millner destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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