wiggyrichard Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 James Milner invented the Cruyff turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tismyk Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 James Milner invented the Cruyff turn. And the Redditch roundabout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSufferingVilla Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 James Milner is excluded from the Guinness Book of Records otherwise it would simply read like a biography. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user66 Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 ....on June 12 2010, James Milner ran from South Africa to Manchester to tell Roberto Mancini to ****-off.....this was during half-time in the England v USA match.....he made it back in time to play most of the second-half..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRO Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 the latest breaking bad news for Aston Villa on the James Milner saga is they forgot to sign him from Newcastle....he's still on loan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Dogg Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 A little known fact: He will be a dickhead if he leaves for Mancini's Italian bellend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chappy Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 ....on June 12 2010, James Milner ran from South Africa to Manchester to tell Roberto Mancini to ****-off.....this was during half-time in the England v USA match.....he made it back in time to play most of the second-half..... ...and bang in a hat-trick before ripping off his shirt to reveal a t-shirt with this on underneath: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted May 22, 2010 Moderator Share Posted May 22, 2010 James Milner holds my love of the game in his hands, stay and I will think the game is not just about money, leave and well another part of my love for the game will die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshare Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 James Milner holds my love of the game in his hands, stay and I will think the game is not just about money, leave and well another part of my love for the game will die. 'kinell trent that bought a lump to me throat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 24, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted May 24, 2010 James Milner is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 James Milner can't even lift his penis when he goes to the toilet. EDIT: And that's not cos it's big. Cos it fookin isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RA19 Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 James Milner is a footballer and human - 'nuff said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggieavfc Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 James Milner is a rocket polisher! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 has no interest in money, but is full of "ambition".... james milner also wont get to pick and choose where in the midfield he plays next season, will probably end up at RB and will be shit and wont enjoy himself until he gets home at night and rubs himself with cash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiezels Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 James Milner is a money grabbing Merc. lulz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undesirable Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Will never be one of the Villa greats. Is a greedy little shit. Has no allegiance to AVFC. Can go and rot on the bench at Citeh with all that oil tycoons other little whores. Is not as big as our club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchard Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 And so an amusing thread is ruined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoaxn Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Will be playing against Villa next season. First game of the season with the reserves facing Salifou and Osbourne. With Barry next to him. Good luck fellas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 James Milner wishes he could tackle like Stewart Downing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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