wiggyrichard 70 Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 James Milner invented the Cruyff turn. Link to post Share on other sites
tismyk 370 Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 James Milner invented the Cruyff turn. And the Redditch roundabout Link to post Share on other sites
TheSufferingVilla 42 Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 James Milner is excluded from the Guinness Book of Records otherwise it would simply read like a biography. Link to post Share on other sites
user66 0 Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 ....on June 12 2010, James Milner ran from South Africa to Manchester to tell Roberto Mancini to ****-off.....this was during half-time in the England v USA match.....he made it back in time to play most of the second-half..... Link to post Share on other sites
TRO 15,452 Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 the latest breaking bad news for Aston Villa on the James Milner saga is they forgot to sign him from Newcastle....he's still on loan. Link to post Share on other sites
Mr_Dogg 253 Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 What? Link to post Share on other sites
AVFC-Prideofbrum 78 Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 A little known fact: He will be a dickhead if he leaves for Mancini's Italian bellend. Link to post Share on other sites
chappy 2,400 Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 ....on June 12 2010, James Milner ran from South Africa to Manchester to tell Roberto Mancini to ****-off.....this was during half-time in the England v USA match.....he made it back in time to play most of the second-half..... ...and bang in a hat-trick before ripping off his shirt to reveal a t-shirt with this on underneath: Link to post Share on other sites
TrentVilla 23,334 Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 James Milner holds my love of the game in his hands, stay and I will think the game is not just about money, leave and well another part of my love for the game will die. Link to post Share on other sites
rjshare 0 Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 James Milner holds my love of the game in his hands, stay and I will think the game is not just about money, leave and well another part of my love for the game will die. 'kinell trent that bought a lump to me throat... Link to post Share on other sites
Stevo985 39,606 Posted May 24, 2010 Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 James Milner is. Link to post Share on other sites
Wainy316 9,498 Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 James Milner can't even lift his penis when he goes to the toilet. EDIT: And that's not cos it's big. Cos it fookin isn't. Link to post Share on other sites
RA19 1 Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 James Milner is a footballer and human - 'nuff said! Link to post Share on other sites
biggieavfc 1 Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 James Milner is a rocket polisher! Link to post Share on other sites
villa4europe 14,120 Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 has no interest in money, but is full of "ambition".... james milner also wont get to pick and choose where in the midfield he plays next season, will probably end up at RB and will be shit and wont enjoy himself until he gets home at night and rubs himself with cash Link to post Share on other sites
spiezels 270 Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 James Milner is a money grabbing Merc. lulz Link to post Share on other sites
Undesirable 2 Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 Will never be one of the Villa greats. Is a greedy little shit. Has no allegiance to AVFC. Can go and rot on the bench at Citeh with all that oil tycoons other little whores. Is not as big as our club. Link to post Share on other sites
Pilchard 2,170 Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 And so an amusing thread is ruined. Link to post Share on other sites
hoaxn 127 Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 Will be playing against Villa next season. First game of the season with the reserves facing Salifou and Osbourne. With Barry next to him. Good luck fellas. Link to post Share on other sites
Risso 5,091 Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 James Milner wishes he could tackle like Stewart Downing. Link to post Share on other sites
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