Top4Villa 0 Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 A game featuring James Milner would never be called off as he has undersoil heating. Link to post Share on other sites
Woodytom 2,088 Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 James Milner is the banker off Deal or No Deal Link to post Share on other sites
barry'sboots 274 Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 James Milner is worn out after clearing the snow last week and playing for Villa and delivering all the christmas presents This can't be true .... James Milner is never worn out?????????? Link to post Share on other sites
Qwpzxjor1 518 Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 James Milner is the banker off Deal or No DealThat's about the 10th time this one has been said.. why is this such a popular theory? Only James Milner knows. Link to post Share on other sites
TheSufferingVilla 42 Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 A recent study has found that men on average think about sex every 52 seconds. James Milner on the other hand has sex on average every 47 seconds. Link to post Share on other sites
fifa09don 0 Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 james milner gives the half time team talk to MON and the players Link to post Share on other sites
ronk-villa 47 Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 it was James Milners idea to sell Gareth Barry to Man City. Link to post Share on other sites
ronk-villa 47 Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 In fact all transfers in World football have to be sanctioned by James Milner Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderPower_14 1,425 Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 James Milner believes that matches being cancelled for something as trivial as a frozen pitch is a symptom of the French being allowed to play in the Premier League. Back in his day, if at least one player didn't break his leg every game, nobody could look eachother in the eye in the dressing room post match. Link to post Share on other sites
DevonIsAPlaceOnEarth 355 Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 James Milner can resist the charm of Tiger Woods. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby 370 Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 James Milner will enter [and win] all events at this years Winter Olympics in Vancouver on behalf of Yorkshire. Unfortunately Yorkshire is not recognised by the IOC so for James, entry will be for fun only. The Germans are said to be considering revoking their entry. Link to post Share on other sites
Ryan. 211 Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 James Milner was first approached to have a grenade in World of Warcraft, but he TOLD them to use Mr T as A Team is his favourite show. Link to post Share on other sites
P3te 2,243 Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 james milner knows what happened to amelia earhart Link to post Share on other sites
andy1989 1 Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 James MIlner was the man behind Shergars disappearance. He was so hungry, he could have eaten a horse. So he did Link to post Share on other sites
ED 233 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 James Milner has almost sent us to Wembley Link to post Share on other sites
drat01 1,645 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 James Milner is, therefore I am Link to post Share on other sites
colleh 0 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 James Milner is, therefore I am Don't insult him. Link to post Share on other sites
MikePreece 0 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 James Milner was the first man on the moon Link to post Share on other sites
Qwpzxjor1 518 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Sporcle.com have been forced to stop producing their online quizzes as it has been discovered that typing in 'James Milner' automatically completes all answers in all categories. The designers can't work out why this happens. Link to post Share on other sites
granto 77 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 James Milner let the dogs out. Link to post Share on other sites
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