Top4Villa Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 A game featuring James Milner would never be called off as he has undersoil heating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodytom Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 James Milner is the banker off Deal or No Deal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry'sboots Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 James Milner is worn out after clearing the snow last week and playing for Villa and delivering all the christmas presents This can't be true .... James Milner is never worn out?????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 James Milner is the banker off Deal or No DealThat's about the 10th time this one has been said.. why is this such a popular theory? Only James Milner knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSufferingVilla Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 A recent study has found that men on average think about sex every 52 seconds. James Milner on the other hand has sex on average every 47 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifa09don Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 james milner gives the half time team talk to MON and the players Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronk-villa Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 it was James Milners idea to sell Gareth Barry to Man City. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronk-villa Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 In fact all transfers in World football have to be sanctioned by James Milner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderPower_14 Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 James Milner believes that matches being cancelled for something as trivial as a frozen pitch is a symptom of the French being allowed to play in the Premier League. Back in his day, if at least one player didn't break his leg every game, nobody could look eachother in the eye in the dressing room post match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevonIsAPlaceOnEarth Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 James Milner can resist the charm of Tiger Woods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tubby Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 James Milner will enter [and win] all events at this years Winter Olympics in Vancouver on behalf of Yorkshire. Unfortunately Yorkshire is not recognised by the IOC so for James, entry will be for fun only. The Germans are said to be considering revoking their entry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 James Milner was first approached to have a grenade in World of Warcraft, but he TOLD them to use Mr T as A Team is his favourite show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P3te Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 james milner knows what happened to amelia earhart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy1989 Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 James MIlner was the man behind Shergars disappearance. He was so hungry, he could have eaten a horse. So he did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 James Milner has almost sent us to Wembley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 James Milner is, therefore I am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colleh Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 James Milner is, therefore I am Don't insult him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikePreece Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 James Milner was the first man on the moon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 Sporcle.com have been forced to stop producing their online quizzes as it has been discovered that typing in 'James Milner' automatically completes all answers in all categories. The designers can't work out why this happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granto Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 James Milner let the dogs out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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