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When James Milner's Life Story was being made into a film, the role of James Milner had to be cast to multiple actors because the director didn't think audiences would believe such brilliance could be achieved by one man. Even then, "The Magnificent Seven" still doesn't sufficiently capture the qualities of it's original hero.

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Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. James Milner laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

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The E.U. have dictated that the measurement of and engines power will from 01.01.2010 will be BMP not BHP.

The abbreviation is for Basic Milner Power

The Bugatti Veyron has a BMP of 0.4. It would take 3 Bugatti Veyrons to outrun James Milner, and even then they would run out of petrol before James Milner broke a sweat.

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James Milner has seen things Roy Batty wouldn't believe.

James Milner doesn't think they should take off and nuke the entire site from orbit, he just wants to go in and kill them all hand-to-hand... just to be sure.

James Milner hunts Predators for sport.

James Milner is the other thing that can destroy Unicron.

James Milner can calculate Pi to infinite decimal places.

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The Hadron collider is actually two miniature clones of James Milners running at each other at top speed. If they collide there's not a chance that the world will be destroyed, it WILL be destroyed.

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