isgill88 Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 When James Milner square roots a negative number, the answer isn't imaginary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted December 18, 2009 Moderator Share Posted December 18, 2009 Halley's comet is the only remaining evidence of James Milner ever skying a penalty. :clap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyp102 Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 James Philip Milner (January 4th, 1452 – ) is an English footballer, polymath, scientist, mathematician, engineer, inventor, anatomist, painter, sculptor, architect, botanist, musician,writer and all round action hero. James has often been described as the archetype of the Renaissance man, a man whose unquenchable curiosity was equaled only by his powers of invention. He is widely considered to be one of the greatest footballers and painters of all time and perhaps the most diversely talented person ever to have lived. According to art historian Helen Gardner, the scope and depth of his interests were without precedent and "his mind and personality seem to us superhuman, the man himself mysterious and remote". James is renowned primarily as a footballer. One of his works, The Wonder Strike Against Sunderland (2009) is the most famous, unsuccesfully reproduced and most parodied work of individual skill of all time, it's fame approached only by Paul (God) McGrath's performances between 1989-1996. James's drawing of the Hovis Man is also regarded as a cultural icon, being reproduced on everything from the everyday loaf of bread to text books to t-shirts. James is also revered for his technological ingenuity. He conceptualised a helicopter, a tank, concentrated solar power, a calculator, the double hull and outlined a rudimentary theory of plate tectonics. Relatively few of his designs were constructed or were even feasible during his early lifetime, but some of his smaller inventions, such as an automated bobbin winder and a machine for testing the tensile strength of wire, entered the world of manufacturing unheralded. As a scientist, he greatly advanced the state of knowledge in the fields of anatomy, civil engineering, optics, and hydrodynamics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 James Milner is world invisible hurdles champion: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corleone Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 James Milner is 12feet 6 inches, He only looks 6ft cos hes far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 There is, when all said and done, only one James Milner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corleone Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 There is, when all said and done, only one James Milner i think you'll find there are at least 27,500 residing in northern europe. added to this of course is the colony of James Milners living on "James Milner island" just off the south east coast of new zealand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curiousorange Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 When you get deja vu, it's not a glitch in the program. It's James Milner having a quick blink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 James Milner unlocked this thread after Mods locked it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted December 18, 2009 Moderator Share Posted December 18, 2009 Even us Mods needs to do as Mr Milner says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevonIsAPlaceOnEarth Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 James Milner was a substitute in the 1970 Brazil side despite not being born. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Milner says everyone needs to donate £10 to my Christmas fund. PM me so I can give you my address. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Thanks to 891 of you who have PM'ed me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted December 18, 2009 Moderator Share Posted December 18, 2009 There will be no Christmas if Mr Milner discovers you've used his name in such a way.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanky Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 When James Milner goes to the gym to exercise, the machine gets stronger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starsailor9774 Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 For the benefit of those in Young Offenders Institutes , Mr Milner would like it to be known that he has got "a fackin' tool" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 James Milner can turn it up to 12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaretMahoney Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 When James Milner goes to the gym to exercise, the machine gets stronger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagicMarlon Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 James Milner has just collected his winners medal for the 2018 world cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 When James Milner goes to the gym to exercise, the machine gets stronger.That's one of my favourites yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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