one_ian_taylor Posted August 22, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted August 22, 2023 Telephone sanitiser 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 I can create some very very niche erotica. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightoffyour Posted August 22, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted August 22, 2023 i've still got some crisps left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted August 22, 2023 Moderator Share Posted August 22, 2023 I can make football shirts that aren't piss wet through inside 20 minutes. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 1 hour ago, Stevo985 said: How much research did it take to reach this conclusion? 10 minutes of walking dead 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 I could kidnap my neighbour He teaches morse code. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 **** you lot, I'm gunna strike out alone. This new world sounds pretty good, just me and my dog out there surviving Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 22, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted August 22, 2023 36 minutes ago, NurembergVillan said: I can make football shirts that aren't piss wet through inside 20 minutes. You're in 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straggler Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 I thought VT would be a hive of useful skills! I love wild camping so I can do all sorts of simple skills. Probably the most useful is making a fire with several different techniques from bow drill to magnifying the sun using just a clear plastic bag and water. I can make all sorts of rudimentary shelters and I'm pretty handy with a bow and arrow for hunting (although I've never shot at anything living I have taken loads of hours of classes). I've never done the butchery job on anything other than fish but I'd give it a stab. Oh yeah, I can fish too, but I am a bit crap at it. I seem to just slowly feed fish bait from the end of a hook, but I'll get the odd one in and I know in theory where to look. I also already have most of the gear I need to survive in the wild, although I could really do with a decent axe. So yeah I think I'd be useful, but I do have a bad back so I'm not carrying the rest of you lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted August 22, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted August 22, 2023 l just learned how to perform an emergency tracheotomy with a steak knife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 22, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted August 22, 2023 (edited) 41 minutes ago, Straggler said: I thought VT would be a hive of useful skills! I love wild camping so I can do all sorts of simple skills. Probably the most useful is making a fire with several different techniques from bow drill to magnifying the sun using just a clear plastic bag and water. I can make all sorts of rudimentary shelters and I'm pretty handy with a bow and arrow for hunting (although I've never shot at anything living I have taken loads of hours of classes). I've never done the butchery job on anything other than fish but I'd give it a stab. Oh yeah, I can fish too, but I am a bit crap at it. I seem to just slowly feed fish bait from the end of a hook, but I'll get the odd one in and I know in theory where to look. I also already have most of the gear I need to survive in the wild, although I could really do with a decent axe. So yeah I think I'd be useful, but I do have a bad back so I'm not carrying the rest of you lot. You're out. We're all sick of experts, even in survival skills in a post apocalyptic world Edited August 22, 2023 by sidcow 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted August 22, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted August 22, 2023 37 minutes ago, Straggler said: I thought VT would be a hive of useful skills! I love wild camping so I can do all sorts of simple skills. Probably the most useful is making a fire with several different techniques from bow drill to magnifying the sun using just a clear plastic bag and water. I can make all sorts of rudimentary shelters and I'm pretty handy with a bow and arrow for hunting (although I've never shot at anything living I have taken loads of hours of classes). I've never done the butchery job on anything other than fish but I'd give it a stab. Oh yeah, I can fish too, but I am a bit crap at it. I seem to just slowly feed fish bait from the end of a hook, but I'll get the odd one in and I know in theory where to look. I also already have most of the gear I need to survive in the wild, although I could really do with a decent axe. So yeah I think I'd be useful, but I do have a bad back so I'm not carrying the rest of you lot. Right lads. We kill @Straggler first. Sounds like he has all the kit we need to survive. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted August 22, 2023 Administrator Share Posted August 22, 2023 27 minutes ago, Designer1 said: l just learned how to perform an emergency tracheotomy with a steak knife. Was it medically required? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straggler Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 32 minutes ago, choffer said: Right lads. We kill @Straggler first. Sounds like he has all the kit we need to survive. I've got enough for one of you, you'll have to hunger games it to see who gets to keep it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightoffyour Posted August 22, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted August 22, 2023 (edited) I've seen enough TV to have a good go at catching a fish with a spear and all that, and I know how Tom Hanks makes fire. Edited August 22, 2023 by fightoffyour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinker Posted August 22, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted August 22, 2023 What's wrong with a lighter to start fires and a house to live in, are they all going to disappear? Anyway I'm still trying to sort out the branding for the website I'm going to need designing once the shit hits the fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 22, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted August 22, 2023 I can tickle fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy Lifeboats Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 4 hours ago, one_ian_taylor said: Telephone sanitiser Are you a HHGTTG fan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy Lifeboats Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 Ii shall stage a seminar - Equal Opportunities For The Heavily Irradiated In Today's Post Apocalyptic Workplace. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 If anyone gets a bit hungry,I can make peanut butter sandwiches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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