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1 hour ago, HalfTimePost said:

Daily reminder not to post asking why he's not signed yet because he's still on his honeymoon and doesn't come to the UK until Sunday

How do you know?

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13 minutes ago, Vive_La_Villa said:

Still don’t get why the club didn’t just announce it like they have done with previous signings.

To give dorks a chance to say "SEE I TOLD YOU HE WAS ON HIS HONEYMOON"

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6 minutes ago, Steero113 said:

Just got back in from a few days away, does anyone know why Pau Torres hasn't signed yet?

I think somebody put forward a theory about 8,000 pages ago but `I have forgotten it now. Maybe someone else can help enlighten us?

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10 minutes ago, Steero113 said:

Just got back in from a few days away, does anyone know why Pau Torres hasn't signed yet?

Something to do with riding tigers. Or maybe being ridden like a tiger.

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31 minutes ago, Steero113 said:

Just got back in from a few days away, does anyone know why Pau Torres hasn't signed yet?

Digne’s annual £30m bonus was due so we couldn’t afford Torres in the end

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2 minutes ago, ferguson1 said:

I understand he didn’t like Julie B’s airbnb and has flew back to Spain. Perhaps her basement is not to everyone’s liking? 

No, he’s being held to ransom somewhere in Wyrley Birch.

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