bielesibub Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 3 minutes ago, Phil Silvers said: Sorry but these comments are silly, can we all try to keep this thread serious please Sorry, Dad. I'll go to my room. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaChris Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 4 hours ago, Villastine said: And how they still managed to get relegated that season after reaching and losing both Cup finals. The original 'doing a Fulham' I randomly watched their season review a few weeks back, they basically had no defence and couldn't defend crosses (sound similar) so lost so many games through cheap goals. Also famously didn't turn up for a game at Blackburn mid season because 20 of their squad apparently had the flu so they got deducted three points as a result. There's a good book that's just come out on it. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Yer-Joking-Arent-Middlesbroughs-Unforgettable-ebook/dp/B086XGZCRG There were also paying Ravenelli 40k a week which in the mid 90s comfortably made him the highest paid player in the league. It would be like now Leeds signing someone like Benzema on 400k a week. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 4 minutes ago, Phil Silvers said: Sorry but these comments are silly, can we all try to keep this thread serious please It was actually a aardvark! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wezbid Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 3 minutes ago, bielesibub said: Sorry, Dad. I'll go to my room. You'll be writing for the Mail in no time. 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaChris Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 Imagine the scenes on here when the plot twist is Nakamba actually signing for Leipzig along with Rashica! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bielesibub Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 1 hour ago, It's Your Round said: So what time does masturbation club start today then lads? The usual time? And who’s bringing the photos of Grealish’s calves this week? Tut tut, whats the first rule of masturbation club? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted August 14, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted August 14, 2020 1 minute ago, bielesibub said: Tut tut, whats the first rule of masturbation club? wipe all surfaces and objects clean when finished 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 3 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Just like Britain, then. Funny that. When I was at Birmingham's central station, I asked a rail staff guy which platform was the train to Witton. He said that the train to Wigan doesn't leave for a few hours. "No, WITTon. WITTon. " It boggled me how he got me saying Witton confused with Wigan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 5 minutes ago, bielesibub said: Tut tut, whats the first rule of masturbation club? Come as you are? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 8 minutes ago, bielesibub said: Tut tut, whats the first rule of masturbation club? Sir, take your hands away from your groin and step away from the window of the OAP home. Well what the policeman said to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straggler Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 6 minutes ago, bielesibub said: Tut tut, whats the first rule of masturbation club? Don't come early? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A'Villan Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 17 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Just like Britain, then. Ya nowt Geordie if ya dunt huv a tan like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted August 14, 2020 Moderator Share Posted August 14, 2020 1 hour ago, avfc1982am said: This is the standard of that drivel. The likes of James Rushton being classed as some authority is laughable to say the least. The kid sits in his bedroom surfing the net nothing more and has no real credentials whatsoever. All just clickbait. Rushton writes with a level of insight and analysis that is all too often missing from local "newspapers" today. I don't think it's fair to blame him for the state of the website his work shows up on. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 3 minutes ago, Straggler said: Don't come early? That rule applies to everyone except Grealish. He Jack, you late. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomav84 Posted August 14, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted August 14, 2020 15 minutes ago, bielesibub said: Tut tut, whats the first rule of masturbation club? wear a mask Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 10 minutes ago, AJ said: Come as you are? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straggler Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 You don't need to change rule 3 at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okonokos Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 39 minutes ago, pleasesignmilot said: Absolutely in the dark about this. Werder is apparently interested in Kamil Jozwiak (Lech Poznań) but its hard to plan if you dont know how many money you get or whether you get any money at all. Loks like I have reached maximum number of posts for today, if anything happens on Werders side I hope that the woum keeps you informed. Enjoy your friday! Ah okay, I know a little bit about him but never seen him play. He's meant to be good. I think you need a new centre back and defensive midfielder too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dounavilla Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 4 minutes ago, rjw63 said: Don't shoot your load in the face. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A'Villan Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 17 minutes ago, bielesibub said: Tut tut, whats the first rule of masturbation club? When someone throws sh!t at you for being a rocket polisher, you tell 'em, "if you want my comeback, YOU CAN WIPE IT OFF YA MUM'S FACE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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