Genie Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets getting an iPhone now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunRickyRun Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. **** me, talk about Dyson with death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Adele called her first albums 19 & 21 because they are numbers that have special importance to her life Her follow up 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 is due out in the summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 3, 2011 Moderator Share Posted May 3, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knoppy1987 Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Adele called her first albums 19 & 21 because they are numbers that have special importance to her life Her follow up 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 is due out in the summer. Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Best one I've heard in a long while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awol Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Might get Mod'ed as racist, but thought it was genuinely funny: Clinton, failed Bush, failed Obama, succeeded. Moral of this? If you really want some one dead, hire a black man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 3, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted May 3, 2011 Adele called her first albums 19 & 21 because they are numbers that have special importance to her life Her follow up 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 is due out in the summer.I like that one, too. Reminds me of certain significant places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets getting an iPhone now I guess Bin Laden shouldn't have used his real address on the Playstation Network. Stupid sod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeilS Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Here is one my Dad text to me:- Whilst celebrating Arsenal's victory over Man utd at the weekend, it was perhaps a little unwise of Bin Laden to rush out into his back garden shouting.... COME ON YOU GUNNERS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Love the Adele one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaretMahoney Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Here is one my Dad text to me:- Whilst celebrating Arsenal's victory over Man utd at the weekend, it was perhaps a little unwise of Bin Laden to rush out into his back garden shouting.... COME ON YOU GUNNERS!!!! This one is great!! I don't get the Adele one though, I mean i get the number is pie et al but I just dont know shit about this Adele, perhaps I'm lucky?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 She's rotund, basically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Exactly. Her album's sold a fair few copies though, I never knew whale song was that popular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 im sure ive commneted on her somewhere else before, she sings with a great voice and from what ive heard she seems to have very mature songs, then you see her do an interview and shes an absolute **** idiot, shes basically a fat gobby cockney, could easily be a catherine tate character i find her almost instantly dislikable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 4, 2011 Moderator Share Posted May 4, 2011 Personally I find it amazing that such a nonentity can engender such strong feelings in others. To me she demands precisely zero conversation. I also get the irony that this post pushes me over that amount Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Adele called her first albums 19 & 21 because they are numbers that have special importance to her life Her follow up 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 is due out in the summer. Joke of the month! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 It's made it to my facebook. That's a token of appreciation. (And Dante's and Stevo's IIRC.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 It's made it to my facebook. That's a token of appreciation. you should join sickopedia as it made it on there about 4 months ago :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 4, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted May 4, 2011 And BOF's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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