ClaretMahoney Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Seriously the African jokes are just wrong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 How can a JOKE be wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 went into an Indian restaurant, waiter asked "curry OK?" - I replied "I might do summer loving after I have finished my meal" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 How can a JOKE be wrong. Better not break out the racist paedophile sexist jokes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 How can a JOKE be wrong. Better not break out the racist paedophile sexist jokes... Well even those sort of jokes have their place, just not a public forum although I'm sure I've seen plenty of peadophile and sexist jokes on here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 I once had a guided tour in Hanover, Germany. As the tour guide was showing us around the city centre, I said "My dad helped design this place." "Oh, was he an architect?" He replied "No, he was with the Royal Air Force." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Guy walks up to a really fat chick in a night club and asks her if she has a pen. She smiles and says yes, and as she reaches into her handbag the guy says "Well you better **** off back to it before the farmer notices you're gone" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 I had rough, aggressive sex with my girlfriend last night. It's not what I'm into, but she initiated it. Yeah, she started it by not wanting to have sex with me. And saying she wasn't my girlfriend. And that she was just waiting for a bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 My wife asked me yesterday if I could buy her some 'bathroom scales'. I said "you aint gonna get any scales that can weigh that!" She said - " no there for me, you daft sod " I said - " I know. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 they're Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Damn it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracker1234 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Two old ladies in a bingo hall. 1st old lady "Did you come on the bus?" 2nd old lady "Yes, but I made it look like an asthma attack" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 they're Capital T. And a full stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 they're Capital T. And a full stop. It wasn't a sentence. Starting a sentence with 'And' as you did isn't great either. But seeing as this is the joke thread: Janet Street Porter goes into a bar, and says to the barman 'Could I get a large aperitif?" The barman says "I shouldn't **** think so!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 I know, it was in jest! What do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheelbarrow? Run over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NibblyPig Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 I saw so many highly strung individuals in the Taiwanese capital ... ... it's full of Taipei personalities! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted April 1, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted April 1, 2011 I'm doing a charity show tonight for people who struggle to achieve orgasm. Don't worry if you can't come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted April 1, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted April 1, 2011 My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning. Can you believe that, 2:30am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning. Can you believe that, 2:30am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes. Like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 (With thanks to Drat) What's the first sign of madness? Suggs walking up your driveway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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