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Short haired girls are gross.

 

You know what, buddy? I hope, one day, in the not too distant future, a wrestling promotion books Tammy 'Sunny' Sytch in a hair match and Miss Sytch loses that hair match.

 

And I hope you see that hair match.

 

And I hope it challenges you...

 

Emotionally.

 

Ok, buddy?

 

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Normally my small bottle of squash would last 10 working days, perfectly timed to buy some every other weekend.

This time it's run out on working day 9.

I'll have to go to the supermarket tonight, and then ration it so the next bottle lasts 11 working days.

I had half a day off this week.

That means it only lasted 8 and a half working days.

Gonna have to redo all this maths

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Short haired girls are gross.

 

You know what, buddy? I hope, one day, in the not too distant future, a wrestling promotion books Tammy 'Sunny' Sytch in a hair match and Miss Sytch loses that hair match.

 

And I hope you see that hair match.

 

And I hope it challenges you...

 

Emotionally.

 

Ok, buddy?

 

rJttSdh.gif

 

 

If she lost her hair, I'd still have my memories of 1996-98 :wub:

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I'm about to have some soup.

In a cup or bowl?

It was in a bowl. With some Tiger bread.

Oh dear god don't let 8 pints see that, he will think you have killed 5 stripes and literally made bread out of him.

He will power slam every **** in the vicinity

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