Dont know if I posted this one before or not.
A miner that has been prospecting for 30 years finally strikes it rich.He rushes into town and goes up to the first prostitute he sees and says "Ive struck it rich after 30 years,come on lets screw all night"
Prostitute:Wait a minute,If its been that long why not have a really good time.We can have a meal,go to a club then shag all night.
Miner:I dont know,I have been away so long I dont know what to do.
Prostitute: Thats ok,just follow my lead and you will be allright.
Miner:OK,Ill give it a go.
SO,they go to a flash restaurant.
Waiter:What would you like,steak and chips.
Prostitute:No,not for me thanks.
Miner:No,not for me thanks.
Waiter:How about a fish basket.
Prostitute:No,not for me thanks.
miner:No,not for me thanks.
Waiter:How about sheeps tongues.
Prostitute:Yes,give me two.
Miner:Yes,give me two.
When the bill comes its for $400
Miner:How come it cost $400 for 4 sheeps tongues.
Waiter:To get 4 sheeps tongues we have to kill 4 sheep,you have to pay for the waste.
Miner grumbles but pays the $400
Next they go to the bar.
Bartender:What would you like to drink.
Prostitute:give me a horses neck.
Miner:Give me a horses arse,Im not paying for 2 horses.