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No skidmarks,just that stuff some women get come out of them. It didnt smell nice but it did the trick.

 

That's a stroke of luck then, you love squirt iirc

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Sometimes i wet the bed in the winter when its cold warm's me up

 

I blame the energy companies and the cost of living

 

I thought wearing extra layers would be the sensible way to go. Then I remembered this is VT. Sensible doesn't come into it 

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Sometimes i wet the bed in the winter when its cold warm's me up

 

I blame the energy companies and the cost of living

 

It gets cold quite quickly though. A shitted bed is the way to go, poop stays warmer longer.

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If truth be told I'd eat a birds shit if she was fit.

This made me laugh lots but then suddenly stop as I thought 'what if he's serious?'

 

 

 

This is Rugeley, of course he is serious. Anything goes...............

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I reckon Ruge might have been one of the guys who sent messages to the fake female dating account in the Honeytrap Thread ;)

 

For all we know he may be Scuba Steve himself...  :o

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Think I was a tad drunk last night, I've got this amazing ability to walk into a pub and an hour and half later walk out pretty drunk. Must of been the jagger bombs, anyway now I'm sober I don't think I could eat a fit girls shit ha, worrying thing is would I do it if I was smashed?

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