GarethRDR Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Here's some options: Option 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNUTSv_lNLk Option 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ifuoJzct0Q Option 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6GElJ-5bis Option 4: Man up, take the hit on the money, and kick the moron out of your house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 I think the best option is to have angry sex with him and see how it goes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Hire a massive family of any obviously different ethnic / cultural background to be in the house around noon. Preferably with no ability to speak english. His room would ideally have 2 goats in it. If you possibly can, put some more people in a caravan out the front. This group of people should include one sultry girl clearly giving him the eye and a very jealous brother / lover flipping a cocktail stick between his teeth. A large grandmother should insist he has clearly come about her feet and insist he trim her toenails. His stuff should be all around the house but mostly destroyed by chickens. so this pretty much sums this thread up? http://youtu.be/P1Flr7JhPow?t=53s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Updates? Have you killed him yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post YLN Posted September 29, 2014 Author Popular Post Share Posted September 29, 2014 Updates? Have you killed him yet? He left the next day. He's staying with a friend and his family... Telling tales of drunkenness and cruelty no doubt. I was lying on my bed having spent the afternoon in dispose. He calls my name as he arrives home. I emerge from my bedroom topless exposing a room behind me filled with used condoms and lube bottles and half eaten pies and crisp packets and bottles of coke from the afternoon's activities, to find the housemate and a friend that has agreed to take him in like a battered housewife standing in the hall. A very well to do gentleman, he shakes my hand and sees the carnage behind me. I have garnered something of a reputation as a slightly unbalanced man, and the scene behind me did nothing to counter those aspersions. So I say I had a lady over, but she's gone now... Silence.. I say I'll put on a shirt. I grab the shirt I was wearing earlier that day. Quite a lot of pie staining on it, from having eaten a pie in bed. Brown/yellow pie stains on a white shirt. There was a reason I'd taken it off. The rest of the move out goes pretty normally - me giving the impression of a hollowed out man, but doing my best to appear like I had goals and dreams. Poor Pissy Pants the friend must have thought, having to look after yillan for the past two years. How will yillan cope on his own now? Pissy Pants has left a load of crap behind that he says he'll come back and pick up once he finds a place. He has yet to pay the lump sum, but I'm just glad to see the back of him. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 me giving the impression of a hollowed out man, but doing my best to appear like I had goals and dreams. I think this is my favourite sentence on VillaTalk today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 (edited) Updates? Have you killed him yet? I was lying on my bed having spent the afternoon in dispose. Dis pose? Edited September 29, 2014 by Jon 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 I read that in a Leslie Nielsen Naked Gun narrative. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Yillan. Write a book. This is brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Or just continue to post in here so we can read it for free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 room behind me filled with used condoms and lube bottles You have very expensive w*nks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 room behind me filled with used condoms and lube bottles You have very expensive w*nks I'm not sure you can put a monetary value on the closing and opening of one eye. No, I don't mean Japs eye either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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