Nigel Posted August 7, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted August 7, 2013 When I was about 19/20 this one brought me home one night I was well on it as it was close to Christmas and myself and my friend were out and hadn't seen home in a while, anyway we went to bed had a little roll around and after she begged me to piss on her! ... did you oblige? A gentleman never pissses and tells... Ohhhh... Rene! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoelVilla Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 (edited) Wrong post Edited August 7, 2013 by GreatNoel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 This has turned into a new confessions thread. I'm starting to see certain poster's in a new light now. In a better light, based on your own interests? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 (edited) I've never pissed myself whilst hammered. Although in Switzerland I hurled my shower gel into my tent in the morning, went out for the day, then got extremely drunk for my friends birthday in a pub in the evening, drank a bunch of Germans dry of their beer, drank myself dry, wandered up the valley for more, then wandered back, "rode" an altar fire, punched my mate then blacked out in my tent around 4-5am-ish. I woke up in the morning (afternoon) to discover my bottle of shower gel had split all over the tent and my trousers around the crotch were covered in a white foamy, sticky substance. Which was interpreted by my mates as "piss" and to a few "jizz". Needless to say I was not in the most affable of moods that day and wandered around the Bernese oberland like a bear who's been punched in the head. Not much of a confession, more of an "antics" description. I have never even been half or perhaps a third as drunk since. I don't know how much alcohol was in my bloodstream. I'm usually quite moderate.... Edited August 7, 2013 by theunderstudy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Hence why "Radox" is a word of mirth around some I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 I once had a girl confess to me that it was a big fantasy of hers to have a bloke piss inside her. And no, I didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 The wettest I've been was when my water bed punctured. "That's what she said" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 This thread title makes me chuckle every time I see it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted August 7, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted August 7, 2013 Maybe he has a lot of wet dreams? Did you smell the sheets too? Saying that, I'm surprised no-one on here has spoke out about having them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Saying that, I'm surprised no-one on here has spoke out about having them Sometimes I dream I'm a Dolphin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Saying that, I'm surprised no-one on here has spoke out about having them Sometimes I dream I'm a Dolphin. Your shiny round head glistening as you thrust through the waves and spurt through your blowhole? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Your shiny round head glistening as you thrust through the waves and spurt through your blowhole? Have you had the same? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post CrackpotForeigner Posted August 7, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted August 7, 2013 (edited) Your shiny round head glistening as you thrust through the waves and spurt through your blowhole? Have you had the same? Yeah, they're good dreams. I have them on porpoise. Edited August 7, 2013 by CrackpotForeigner 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 I once had a girl confess to me that it was a big fantasy of hers to have a bloke piss inside her. And no, I didn't. Oh you **** bottler! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyp102 Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 I can honestly say it's something I've never done. I don't know how. The amount of times I've passed out drunk you'd think t would have happened once. This. Ditto, but I know my mate used to all the time. Remember once on holiday, I saw him get up walk over to his suitcase and piss all over it (luckily only had worn clothes in). I was shouting at him and he was completely oblivious, just lay back down and carried on sleeping. As for the op, think he needs to let his flat mate know he knows and expects a new mattress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Saying that, I'm surprised no-one on here has spoke out about having them Sometimes I dream I'm a Dolphin. I Ecco this sentiment 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 The wettest I've been was when my water bed punctured. "That's what she said" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 I have never wet the bed exactly, but I remember this one time when I got a bit of wee on the toilet seat. My mom went ballistic! We can laugh about it now of course, but at the time.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mockingbird_franklin Posted August 9, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted August 9, 2013 You think a bit of piss in the bed is bad form, try this one on, quite a few years ago my sister and her husband met some people whilst on holiday who lived fairly local and they kept in touch when the got home and they used to have nights out together, they came to few family parties etc anyhow after one night out they go back to my sisters for a few more drinks, after a while the husband of the other couple excuses himself to go to the bathroom leaving the others chatting in the living room, he's gone for quite a long whilee then when he comes down, cools as anything says it's been a great night but it's getting late and they have to get off, sister and hubby say their goodbyes and continue to finish their drinks then go upstairs to bed, my sister pops into the bathroom to do the usual, clean teeth etc and is greeted with an unbelievable sight, the bathroom is covered in shit, it's everywhere, up the walls all over the floor sink, bath, shower, towels, just everywhere, she can't see a spot that's unsoiled the whole room looks like someone had spayed the room with slurry from a fire hose. Needless to say they never heard from them again and didn't really want to. But I would have loved to have heard the excuse, "sorry I suffered an arse explosion whilst doing naked cartwheels and somersaults in your bathroom". The other question has to be how he covered the bathroom from top to bottom in excrement yet kept himself and his clothes reasonably clean, or at least clean enough for his excrement spaying activities not to be evident from his appearance. I have also wondered if he was a serial De-fouler of bathrooms, picking up random victims for grooming, all the time waiting for his opportunity to defile their bathrooms with his butt fudge. So think yourself lucky it's jsut a bit of piss on a matress 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 "sorry I suffered an arse explosion whilst doing naked cartwheels and somersaults in your bathroom". That's probably what it was. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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