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You seem to be the only Villa fan on this forum, perhaps even ever, that cares about Cov.

Lol.

I think it's a pretty nice chant myself 8)

EDIT: I hope we draw Coventry in the Cup this season. It will be my dream draw :D

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I 'care' about Cov too :detect: Much bigger deal for me than WBA, for example. I think we had a thread for that though.

There going down, there going bust x4 or 5 or how ever many you want to do then followed by Blues go down and going **** bust

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Someone should tell the Brigada lads that McLeish was appointed as our manager. They got a lot of chants going but they failed at getting more than 10 people to join in with their 'Gordan Cowans' Claret & Blue Army' chant and, towards the end of the match, something that sounded pathetically like 'We Don't Have a Manager's Claret & Blue Army'.

I may have slightly misheard the latter one, but I was stood on the row behind them and neither of those chants were belted by more than 10/15, thank f*ck. We don't want a repeat of last season.

ALEX MCLEISH'S CLARET & BLUE ARMY!

A V F C!

ALEX MCLEISH'S CLARET & BLUE ARMY!

A V F C!

ALEX, GIVE US A WAVE, ALEX, ALEX, GIVE US A WAVE!

WE LOVE YOU BIG 'ECK, WE DO, WE LOVE YOU BIG 'ECK, WE DO, WE LOVE YOU BIG 'ECK, WE DO, OHHHHHH BIG 'ECK WE LOVE YOU!!!

:lol:

Let's get these going once the real games start, ay lads?

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How about :

Clap, Clap

Clap, Clap, Clap

Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap

McLeish!

Like Liverpool fans do with Dalglish?

i think this would be good with the 'eish' dragged out like McLeishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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This is N'Zogamuffin calling Villa Park,

Villa man N'Zogamuffin is in the house in full effect (that's right).

N'Zogbia stylee!

They all love me, they all love me, dem girls dem girls they all love me.

They all love me, they all love me, dem girls dem girls they all love me.

Me Frenchie, me winger, me legal alien.

Me go by the name of N'Zogamuffin.

Toasting, toasting, 1, 2, 3

I'm toasting y'all, N'Zogbia stylee.

Winding and reeling and pumping and jumping,

tear up the pitch in a slow motion.

Give us the sound of a rumbling bass

gonna find some space, in your face!

Naughty naughty in a Villa Park style,

wiggle your body girl, wiggle me while.

Me all love running, me am a fast man.

Me ginger boss is the Ecky Man.

Call me N'Zogamuffin 'cos it is my name,

with a rub-a-dub stylee it's bringing me fame.

On a Villa trip, you know respect is due

'cos I'm a wicked wingy wonder and I'm after you.

Boom boom, the goal go boom!

I shake it, I rock it, the goal goes boom!

Mix it up and mix it hot,

wiggle them hips, me unleash that shot.

Bing bong, "The Bells" done chime.

They may be cheesy, but I make 'em mine.

I'm a heartbreaker, a bodyshaker,

I put the sky in ya skyscraper.

They all love it when play it to the left

They all love it when play it to the right

They all love it when play it to the left

They all love it when play it to the right

They all love it when play it to the left

They all love it when play it to the right

They all love it when play it to the left

N'Zogbia, booyaka all night!

They all love me, they all love me, dem girls dem girls they all love me.

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Nearly as good as my curtis davies - 'you can't touch this' effort:)

Charlie N'Zogbia - on its own fits to 'we pay ur benefits' bit boring and predictable tho,

Been txt,

Zog can score a goal for you,

Can score a goal for you,

Can score a goal for everyone,

Zog can score a goal for you,

Can score a a goal for you,

Stick it in the goal for everyone.

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To the tune of King Carlos.....

"From Wigan he was Villa bound...The Zog, The Zog

Now wearing Big John's shirt he's found... The Zog, The Zog

He's French and fast with lots of flair

Stuff Ash & Downing we don't care!

Aston Villa's Charles N'Zogbia"

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This is N'Zogamuffin calling Villa Park,

Villa man N'Zogamuffin is in the house in full effect (that's right).

N'Zogbia stylee!

They all love me, they all love me, dem girls dem girls they all love me.

They all love me, they all love me, dem girls dem girls they all love me.

Me Frenchie, me winger, me legal alien.

Me go by the name of N'Zogamuffin.

Toasting, toasting, 1, 2, 3

I'm toasting y'all, N'Zogbia stylee.

Winding and reeling and pumping and jumping,

tear up the pitch in a slow motion.

Give us the sound of a rumbling bass

gonna find some space, in your face!

Naughty naughty in a Villa Park style,

wiggle your body girl, wiggle me while.

Me all love running, me am a fast man.

Me ginger boss is the Ecky Man.

Call me N'Zogamuffin 'cos it is my name,

with a rub-a-dub stylee it's bringing me fame.

On a Villa trip, you know respect is due

'cos I'm a wicked wingy wonder and I'm after you.

Boom boom, the goal go boom!

I shake it, I rock it, the goal goes boom!

Mix it up and mix it hot,

wiggle them hips, me unleash that shot.

Bing bong, "The Bells" done chime.

They may be cheesy, but I make 'em mine.

I'm a heartbreaker, a bodyshaker,

I put the sky in ya skyscraper.

They all love it when play it to the left

They all love it when play it to the right

They all love it when play it to the left

They all love it when play it to the right

They all love it when play it to the left

They all love it when play it to the right

They all love it when play it to the left

N'Zogbia, booyaka all night!

They all love me, they all love me, dem girls dem girls they all love me.

Hahahaha :L :clap:

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Charles N'Zogbia,

Charles N'Zogbia,

Running down the wing!

Hear the Holte End sing!

Charles N'Zogbia!

YES

and heres one for marc, to liverpools maxi rodriguez chant...

maaaaarc

maaarc albrigton runs down the wing for me

duh duh duh duh duh

duh duh duh duh duh

duh duh duh duh duh

duh duh duh duh duh

repeat

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