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To "My Old Man..."

Darren is a Villan

He wears the Claret and Blue

He is our centre forward

He's better the Carew

He scores wirh his left foot

He scores with his right

And if he walks down Broad Street

He'll score all **** night

oh........

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To the Cuellar Tune...

They told us they were staying up, they lied, they lied.

They told us they were staying up, they lied, they lied.

They told us they were staying up,

They won the cup and f*cked it up,

Birmingham City, The Laughing Stock of Brum!!

They told us we were going down, they lied, they lied.

They told us we were going down, they lied, they lied.

They told us we were going down,

In Birmingham we wear the crown,

Aston Villa, Midlands Number One!!

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I still like the idea of stand by me as a song, no-one else sings it and the tune is a classic, anybody else think it would be like our field of anthry?

The on that goes (darling, darling, stand by me ooooh stand by me) I don't think I have the balls to stand up to the whole of K4 if they think it's sh*t. I'd really love it if that got going though, great classic and it would make a great song in the terraces.

yes! i have a vision of villa park one day belting this out as the players walk out. lyrics fit well too imo.

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We need a tune for Darren Bent!

How about this rehash of the classic D.I.S.C.O

B.E.N.T.Goal etc

B - he is brilliant

E - he's exciting

N - never misses

T - takes a shot and

GOOO-OOOOO-AAAAALLLLLLLLL

B.E.N.T.Goal

B.E.N.T.Goal

B.E.N.T.Goal etc and repeat!

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I still like the idea of stand by me as a song, no-one else sings it and the tune is a classic, anybody else think it would be like our field of anthry?

The on that goes (darling, darling, stand by me ooooh stand by me) I don't think I have the balls to stand up to the whole of K4 if they think it's sh*t. I'd really love it if that got going though, great classic and it would make a great song in the terraces.

Excellent idea!

That's a really good tune, we should use it for a player that we don't sing about as often as we should.

Bannan appears to have lots of chants, Albrighton has one (which at the moment he's not really worthy of!), N'Zogbia doesn't deserve one yet (though maybe it would enthuse him enough to actually pull his finger out?).... I don't like the idea of Petrov being congratulated for turning his shirt into a flanel within 3 minutes of running...

How abouttt......

Gary Gardner?!

Or not.

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if you go down to b6 today you're sure for a big surprise

if you go down to b6 today you'll never believe your eyes

coz randy lerner's having a laugh

and selling all of our playing staff

today's the day the villa have got no mooooooney

Ha good stuff, looks like Lerner's days are coming to an end ASAP. Hence why Krulak has vanished, obviously unwilling to talk nonsense when he knows RL wants out.

Gonna be a funny atmosphere versus Newcastle I think

Thegiddygambler = clearing in the woods. T W A T

:lol: Big meanie.
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To the tune of that popular Men At Work ditty...

Chris Herd comes from a land down under

lesbian hair but a right boy-wonder

and his right peg's **** thunder

he's gonna rip your shins asunder

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To the tune of that popular Men At Work ditty...

Chris Herd comes from a land down under

lesbian hair but a right boy-wonder

and his right peg's **** thunder

he's gonna rip your shins asunder

I've been trying to make a Chris Herd song to this tune, but proving difficult

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It's Villa Park, there's no need to be afraid

At Villa Park, we let in goals which are not repaid

But in our world of defence, we give other teams some joy!

From every corner you can score at Villa Park

But say a prayer - pray for the Villa fans

At Villa Park, it's hard because it's no fun

There's a world outside of training

And it's a world of dread and fear

Where the only goals flowing are against the shirts we wear

And the only bells that ring here are the clanging chimes of doom

Well tonight thank God it's us instead of you

And there wont be goals at Villa Park this christmas time

The greatest gift we'll get this year's a draw

Where no-one ever throws

To a teammate that they know

Do we know it's premier league at all?

Here's to you raise a glass for everyone

Here's to us underneath the Scottish one

Do we know it's premier league at all?

Score a goal (x3)

Score a goal

Cause we just don't give a shit (x5)

Score a goal

Cause we just don't give a shit at all

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