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''He's gone to Real Madrid For 80 million quid See ya Ronaldo!'' For Man Utd first home game of the season

:| The question isn't whether we'll sign anyone (we will) the question is how good they'll be. I've gone for the end of this month, Tom Huddlestone.

I love my country, but the football team i find myself not caring most of the time. The team has players i don't even like, Ferdinand, Ashley Cole, Rooney, Beckham, Gerrard, Barry etc. and i find it hard to want them to do well. I have never cheered a Gerrard goal for England, he's a cock when he's playing for Liverpool so nothing changes when he pulls on an England top. Sometimes i actually find myself wanting the other team to score, like against Kazakhstan at Wembley i actually laughed when they scored. England are a distant second behind Villa and i'd much rather see Villa win anything than England anyday. Everyone i know says club>country, apart from a Walsall fan (you'd say the same if you had to watch them) and a Liverpool fan who never goes to games, says it all.

The other one was better ''With a knick knack paddy whack give the dog a bone Why don't Barry **** off home'' ''We all agree, Petrov is better than Barry''

''He said he wanted Champions League, Barry Barry But then he left for Man City, Barry Barry He lied to us the greedy tw@t But he's too slow and he's too fat Barry you can stick your letter up your arse''

Barca to beat Real in the Bernabeu next year.

Thats how football should be played, pass and move. They played like Spain did when they won the Euros last year, and they're just far superior technically. Man Utd played like a typical English team, try and get stuck into 'em and got it forward as quick as they could. Only they couldn't get near them and couldn't get the ball back after hitting it forward.

Completely outclassed, and funny as f*ck to watch. Xavi & Iniesta v Giggs and Carrick, haha! I don't buy all this 'support the English team' rubbish, they're the same idiots who say they hate England and chant Argentina.

You having a laugh? I couldn't care less what he does anymore. The simple fact is if he doesn't want to be here then thats it, sell him. Why should we sing his praises and suck up to him hoping that he stays? He's not even that good.

Pace - Both have Tortoise pace. Goals - Both only score 1 or 2 a season from open play. Stamina - Both get knackered easily and don't have much energy. Tackling - Petrov. Barry can't tackle for shit, he just bundles into the player and gives a free kick away. Passing - Both have excellent passing. Plus the big factor, Petrov actually wants to be here, Barry doesn't. Bye Gareth.

We should sing Luke Young to the Hey Jude tune a la Luke Moore.

I thought of a young Andy Gray when i first saw this. And Dom-Wren IS Tom Scavo out of Desperate Housewives

Martin Laursen woooah Martin Laursen woooah We thought he was a star The best since Paul McGrath

5 people said yes, wtf? I would boo the **** everytime he touched the ball at Villa Park, Villa player or not, that would give the club the message if everyone booed and he wouldn't play again.

Forget his attitude and whatever, i don't even think he's any good. It's not like saying ''That Messi is a bit of a barsteward, he's beat a few people up and is generally hated, would you sign him?''.