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Heard some decent chants on Saturday,

To the tune of 'Whats my name - Rihanna'

Oh Na Na, Jean Makoun,

Oh Na Na, Jean Makoun,

Oh Na Na, Jean Makoun,

Jean Makoun.

later heard a wierd Rihanna/Villa medley in the eight bells.

N'Zogbiaaaaaa - Disturbia and

Carloes Cuellar - Umbrella

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Heard this at an away game..

To the tune of 'Yellow Submarine' (or if it makes it clearer.. to 'they're coming up, they're going down' sha song)

We all dream of a Barry Bannan team,

a Barry Bannan team, a Barry Bannan team,

We all dream of a Barry Bannan team,

a Barry Bannan team, a Barry Bannan team,

Number ooooonnneee is Barry Bannan,

Number twooooo0000oooo Barry Bannan,

Number threeeeeeee is Barry Bannan,

Number foooouurrr is Barry Bannan,

Number fiiiiivvveeee is Barry Bannan,

Number siiiiiixxxxxxx is Barry Bannan,

Number sevvveeeennnn is Barry Bannan,

Number eeiiigghhhtttt is Barry Bannan,

Number niiiiinnnneeee is Barry Bannan,

Number tteeennnnnnn is Barry Bannan,

Number eelleevveennnn is Barry Bannan,

and the manager is Barry Bannan,

WE ALL DREAM OF A BARRY BANNAN TEAM,

A BARRY BANNAN TEAM, A BARRY BANNAN TEAM!

..repeat..

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Someone should tell the Brigada lads that McLeish was appointed as our manager. They got a lot of chants going but they failed at getting more than 10 people to join in with their 'Gordan Cowans' Claret & Blue Army' chant and, towards the end of the match, something that sounded pathetically like 'We Don't Have a Manager's Claret & Blue Army'.

I may have slightly misheard the latter one, but I was stood on the row behind them and neither of those chants were belted by more than 10/15, thank f*ck. We don't want a repeat of last season.

ALEX MCLEISH'S CLARET & BLUE ARMY!

A V F C!

ALEX MCLEISH'S CLARET & BLUE ARMY!

A V F C!

ALEX, GIVE US A WAVE, ALEX, ALEX, GIVE US A WAVE!

WE LOVE YOU BIG 'ECK, WE DO, WE LOVE YOU BIG 'ECK, WE DO, WE LOVE YOU BIG 'ECK, WE DO, OHHHHHH BIG 'ECK WE LOVE YOU!!!

:lol:

Let's get these going once the real games start, ay lads?

NEVER !!!!!!

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How about :

Clap, Clap

Clap, Clap, Clap

Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap

McLeish!

Like Liverpool fans do with Dalglish?

i think this would be good with the 'eish' dragged out like McLeishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

NOT AS LONG AS I HAVE AN ANAL PASSAGE!!!!

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OK I wrote this song for Stewart Downing whIlst listening to this song on my MP3 player on a canalside swigging lager. Lager is very creative.

I've changed the "Oh Stewart Downing" bit for " Oh Super Charlie" I think it's GOOD man and original!!

Here's a link to the tune, when the singer say "when I've been running" instead sing "Oh Super Charlie........of the Villa attack......"

Lyrics

OH SUPER CHARLIE...OF THE VILLA ATTACK

OH SUPER CHARLIE.. JOHN TERRY ON HIS BACK

OH SUPER CHARLIE....GIVE THAT BALL A SMACK

HE'LL BE RUNNING MONDAY, TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY, FRIDAY, SATURDAY, SUNDAY......

REPEAT.....OH SUPER CHARLIE....OF THE VILLA ATTACK..ETC

Feel free to kick it off, my mates aren't the best at kicking songs off and I'll struggle on my own! LOL UTV

:lol:

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if you go down to b6 today you're sure for a big surprise

if you go down to b6 today you'll never believe your eyes

coz randy lerner's having a laugh

and selling all of our playing staff

today's the day the villa have got no mooooooney

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if you go down to b6 today you're sure for a big surprise

if you go down to b6 today you'll never believe your eyes

coz randy lerner's having a laugh

and selling all of our playing staff

today's the day the villa have got no mooooooney

Ha good stuff, looks like Lerner's days are coming to an end ASAP. Hence why Krulak has vanished, obviously unwilling to talk nonsense when he knows RL wants out.

Gonna be a funny atmosphere versus Newcastle I think

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if you go down to b6 today you're sure for a big surprise

if you go down to b6 today you'll never believe your eyes

coz randy lerner's having a laugh

and selling all of our playing staff

today's the day the villa have got no mooooooney

Ha good stuff, looks like Lerner's days are coming to an end ASAP. Hence why Krulak has vanished, obviously unwilling to talk nonsense when he knows RL wants out.

Gonna be a funny atmosphere versus Newcastle I think

Thegiddygambler = clearing in the woods. T W A T

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I still like the idea of stand by me as a song, no-one else sings it and the tune is a classic, anybody else think it would be like our field of anthry?

The on that goes (darling, darling, stand by me ooooh stand by me) I don't think I have the balls to stand up to the whole of K4 if they think it's sh*t. I'd really love it if that got going though, great classic and it would make a great song in the terraces.

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if you go down to b6 today you're sure for a big surprise

if you go down to b6 today you'll never believe your eyes

coz randy lerner's having a laugh

and selling all of our playing staff

today's the day the villa have got no mooooooney

Excellent stuff :lol:

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if you go down to b6 today you're sure for a big surprise

if you go down to b6 today you'll never believe your eyes

coz randy lerner's having a laugh

and selling all of our playing staff

today's the day the villa have got no mooooooney

Ha good stuff, looks like Lerner's days are coming to an end ASAP. Hence why Krulak has vanished, obviously unwilling to talk nonsense when he knows RL wants out.

Gonna be a funny atmosphere versus Newcastle I think

Thegiddygambler = clearing in the woods. T W A T

Some people clearly unable to see what's staring them in the face. Lerner's pulling up the draw bridge. No room for sentiment in football, he got into a game he didn't understand, gave it a good shot and now wants out. Somebody who needs to insult other fans via a keyboard is what's known as a clearing in the woods.

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