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228 pages of songs and not one song, sung by the Holte End

you seem to have a really serious problem with this thread and I dont quite understand it. 228 pages of ideas for songs, some of which are shit, some of which are good.

I'd be surprised if you read all 228 pages to come up with your comment too,

Ah, but I have, you can check back on my comments on it as far back as I

joined, I would love it if a great chant came from this thread, but it wont,

or it would have my now. Every chant comes from a group of mates and starts off in a pub on a train or coach to the match, others catch on and it eventually gets sung on the Holte. A good example is what is just starting to happen with a "ring of fire" was great on the Lower Holte last week and sounded good on TV today, but keep on trying I don`t want to discourage anyone

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A good example is what is just starting to happen with a "ring of fire" was great on the Lower Holte last week and sounded good on TV today,

Ring of Fire was good from the Lower Holte against wigan and yesterday. Songs are started like Tismyk said and long may it be the way.

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theres nothing wrong with suggesting them on here though, then a few people see it and someone starts at a game its easier for people to join in then.

away games in pubs before the game with a group of mates are the best way to get them going though then they catch on in the ground then.

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How about singing this to the tune of DOWN BY THE RIVERSIDE. If you don't know the tune ask google or utube it.

I had a large explosive sh*t

Down on the Merseyside

It spread both far and wide

It filled my heart with pride

I sh*t 'til my a*se'ole split

Down on the Merseyside

The fish and the tadpoles died

And I ain't a-gonna swim in there no more

Ain't a-gonna swim in there no more

'Cause it don't smell the way it did before

It smells like a badger's bum

It smells just like Birmingham

Or maybe an Egyptian sh*t-house door

Feel free to add or amend all credit goes to Ivor Biggun.

My name is Darren Bent

Scoring is my claim to fame

And if Daglish does complain

I'll keep on scoring just the same.

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The URL contained a malformed video. Sorry about that.

Yeah! Sorry just google DOWN BY THE RIVER SIDE, there's load's off people who have covered the song or try googling IVOR BIGGUN Lyrics to down by the river side.

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Got to say that Villa haven't come out with a good chant for a long time, we had a spate of them with Carew, Gabby and Ashley Young songs, but since then all we manage is a typical one for Albrighton a rubbish one for Bent and still nothing for our player of the year Downing. Don't know who in charge of songs at Villa park, but they need shooting.

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He plays on the left,

he plays on the riiiiiiiiiiight,

that boy Downing,

is dynamite.

Duh duh duh-duh Stewart Downing

Darren Bent is fast as lightning,

Darren Bent is claret and blue,

When he gets the ball,

He scores a goal,

He's **** dynamite!

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He plays on the left,

he plays on the riiiiiiiiiiight,

that boy Downing,

is dynamite.

Duh duh duh-duh Stewart Downing

Darren Bent is fast as lightning,

Darren Bent is claret and blue,

When he gets the ball,

He scores a goal,

He's **** dynamite!

Does not rhyme.

Sunderland sang "red and white" which obviously rhymes with "dynamite."

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Ok Here we go! we all now the tune to Robin Hood?( Ryan Giggs running down the wing).

Well heres my version, it's simple to learn and should take off when the Holte end sing.

DARREN BENT> DARREN BENT

MONEY WELL SPENT

OH! DARREN BENT> DARREN BENT

BETTER THAN CAREW

SCORES MORE THAN HESKEY TOO!

DARREN BENT> DARREN BENT

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Just got out of the shower and came up with this, When they sing their WALK ON;

Walk on, Walk on,

with hope in your heart,

And you'll never walk alone,

How bout we hit them hard with this.

We walked home, We walked home,

With Crabs on our sack,

Now we'll never walk again,

(change the tempo from slow to very quick, sorry musically challenged)

CAUSE WE SHAGGED YOUR MUM LAST NIGHT!

CAUSE WE SHAGGED YOUR MUM LAST NIGHT!

AND YOUR SISTER TOO.

If in any dout it is possible and i've done it, even though the daughter was an Everton fan.

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Just got out of the shower and came up with this, When they sing their WALK ON;

Walk on, Walk on,

with hope in your heart,

And you'll never walk alone,

How bout we hit them hard with this.

We walked home, We walked home,

With Crabs on our sack,

Now we'll never walk again,

(change the tempo from slow to very quick, sorry musically challenged)

CAUSE WE SHAGGED YOUR MUM LAST NIGHT!

CAUSE WE SHAGGED YOUR MUM LAST NIGHT!

AND YOUR SISTER TOO.

If in any dout it is possible and i've done it, even though the daughter was an Everton fan.

Ha Ha mate, you've got issues :lol:

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Thought you might like to see this, if you havn`t already on the other football thread,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAE209K62rQ&sns=tw

The Atmosphere this created on Sunday kind of proves the point I was trying to make, your chants will only get started by groups of mates, if

those words were put on here it would never have worked, but by putting it on video on you tube, wow all 4 sides of VP belting it out. In 50 years of going there only that is a very rare occurance.

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Thought you might like to see this, if you havn`t already on the other football thread,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAE209K62rQ&sns=tw

The Atmosphere this created on Sunday kind of proves the point I was trying to make, your chants will only get started by groups of mates, if

those words were put on here it would never have worked, but by putting it on video on you tube, wow all 4 sides of VP belting it out. In 50 years of going there only that is a very rare occurance.

Yeah we all get your point its just that 1 out of those groups of mates could post what they're thinking of singing on an away day on here so other people that are going can read it will realise that its being sung and help give that little bit extra in getting it into the holte.

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Downing always wanted a chant.

Downing you got to let us know

Should you stay or should yo go?

If you say that you are ours

you’ll be here ’til the end of time

So you got to let us know

Should you stay or should you go?

Always tease tease tease

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