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Just got out of the shower and came up with this, When they sing their WALK ON;

Walk on, Walk on,

with hope in your heart,

And you'll never walk alone,

How bout we hit them hard with this.

We walked home, We walked home,

With Crabs on our sack,

Now we'll never walk again,

(change the tempo from slow to very quick, sorry musically challenged)

CAUSE WE SHAGGED YOUR MUM LAST NIGHT!

CAUSE WE SHAGGED YOUR MUM LAST NIGHT!

AND YOUR SISTER TOO.

If in any dout it is possible and i've done it, even though the daughter was an Everton fan.

Ha Ha mate, you've got issues :lol:

Thanks mate if i ever need psychotherapist i will know where to find you! by the way that girlfriend of yours looks familiar :oops:

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A little ditty to celebrate the imminent arrival of our highly experienced european and international manager:

He's got ginger hair and his name's Steve McLaren

Its our biggest nightmare but his name's Steve McLaren

We thought Randy wouldn't dare but his name's Steve McLaren

Ooooooooooooooh Steve McLaren

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Now that prick is in charge..

Cant score goals my lord, cant score goals..

Lost 1 nil my lord, lost 1 nil

451 my lord, 451

Long ball up my lord, long ball up

We are **** my lord, we are ****.

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He took them down, took them down, took them down forever.

Come back up? Will they F*** !

McLeish supports the Villa!

(Stolen from twitter)

Brilliant added to another one I saw:

He took them down once, he took them down twiiiicee

Big Eck is our man, he took them down twice!

(stolen from other forum)

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Vital_Villa posted this one on Twitter:

He left the shit to come to us, McLeish, McLeish

He left the shit to come to us McLeish, McLeish

King of the town,he took them down

For that the guy deserves a crown

Secret Agent 451 McLeish

Can't see that catching on/fans wanting to sing it...or any for that matter lol

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Variation on the old rugby chant.

If I had the wings of a sparrow,

If I had the arse of a crow,

I'd fly over St.Andrews tomorrow

And shit on the bastards below.

Shit on, shit on I'd shit on the bastards below,below

Shit on, shit on, I'd shit on the bastards below.

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Alex Mcleish is magic

He wears a magic hat

and when he signed for villa

he said I fancy that

he could have stayed at small heath

but he said they were just shite

so he signed for villa, cus he knows we're dyna-mite!

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He's on the left he's on the right hoorah hoorah

He's on the left he's on the right hoorah hoorah

He'll take you on and put in a cross

He'll put in the work whatever the cost

Marc Albrighton Villa's number 12

If he's our number 7 change it to 7

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He said he was a Villa fan, Gardner! Gardner!

He then said he's a Small Heath fan, Gardner! Gardner!

But now he's took the noses down, he's packed his bags to leave the town!

Craigy Gardner lifelong Villa fan!

(Couldn't resist now he's leaving them for Sunderland) :D

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