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Has anyone noticed that people are stating "50 shades of xxx<- (insert any word here)" over twitter/facebook?

Where's all this come from, it's annoying the **** out of me. It's obviously just some new "saying" that's caught on... but what's it all about? Where's it come from?

"Fifty Shades of Grey" is a very, VERY high profile best-selling book (think Harry Potter/Da Vinci Code). All over the media. It's basically badly-written S&M porn for women.
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Has anyone noticed that people are stating "50 shades of xxx<- (insert any word here)" over twitter/facebook?

Where's all this come from, it's annoying the **** out of me. It's obviously just some new "saying" that's caught on... but what's it all about? Where's it come from?

"Fifty Shades of Grey" is a very, VERY high profile best-selling book (think Harry Potter/Da Vinci Code). All over the media. It's basically badly-written S&M porn for women.

It's kind of porn for mum's, that wouldn't normally read anything more taxing than a magazine. A thin magazine!

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It's bad, my missus got it because of her mates at work talking about it.. you know how they are 'I can't miss out!!'

I flicked through it the other day, see if it was as dirty/badly written as everyone said.. jesus..

Basically the segment I read is a bloke called Grey nearly forcing a very niave younger girl to put love balls in her vag and suck on his balls..

The words 'I and me' are so overused a 16 year old could have done it. It's basically sex acts through 1st person eyes; so sentences like 'I put the balls in and could barely feel them inside me, Grey then asked me to stand up quickly and I could feel the weightiness of the balls.. I think I like it!'

It's naff, but whatever :lol:

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:lol:

I'm not posting my full name, because my facebook results will soon find their way into Irreverentad's spank bank if i do!

Lucky for us it's already in the twitter thread to be seen by all :-)
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Until about 10 years ago, I was enough of an internet celebrity to have the first 20 or so results for searching on the sex offender's register be references to me.
Fiiiiiixed.

No, I'm still atop the sex offender's register.

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The unnecessary high five that goes on between every point in doubles tennis.

And in singles that annoying clenched fist everytime they win a point

It's one point a dignified walk to the other side of the court for the next point is enough

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My return post in this thread was based around that fucjing book

Even the "one" girl that I know who has a decent grasp of literature posted on face book (I can't vouch for this as I don't have face book) that "she doesn't know what to do with her life now that she has finished all three books"

**** infuriating the fact that a dumbed down book can take someone of a **** adequate intellect and drag them down to the point when they may as well be reading spot the **** dog goes to Florida **** idiots, if you fancy reading a **** book why not go out and browse around and pick one that you actually wanna **** read rather than joint all the other words removed who are telling you to read it, **** idiots...and then even if they read it and think it's **** gash they will still say they **** love it so they don't feel left out when all the other slats who have read it are making **** paste in their **** knickers

**** dirty bitches with no imagination

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My return post in this thread was based around that fucjing book

Even the "one" girl that I know who has a decent grasp of literature posted on face book (I can't vouch for this as I don't have face book) that "she doesn't know what to do with her life now that she has finished all three books"

**** infuriating the fact that a dumbed down book can take someone of a **** adequate intellect and drag them down to the point when they may as well be reading spot the **** dog goes to Florida **** idiots, if you fancy reading a **** book why not go out and browse around and pick one that you actually wanna **** read rather than joint all the other words removed who are telling you to read it, **** idiots...and then even if they read it and think it's **** gash they will still say they **** love it so they don't feel left out when all the other slats who have read it are making **** paste in their **** knickers

**** dirty bitches with no imagination

Ha!

I take it you're not the "dominant" kind then? I'm chuffed to bit's that they're all coming out of the woodwork on the back of it. I'll never read it, not even for "tips". But god bless the author, I could snog the word removed.

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Facebook thread:

My FB friend: I've finally ordered this book to see what everyone is talking about. Delivery in over a week, not sure I can wait that long.

Her friend #1: Mine's coming on wednesday. Can't wait!! X

Her friend #2: Well u better order the other 2 now to go with it as u can't put them down. I'm on number 3 and near the end, started them on sat - he'll give u butterflies - oh mr grey! What have u done to us married woman!! Lol x

TBH I'm really surprised there hasn't been more outrage from feminists. Not because it's porn - I expect the line would be that if it's by women, for women, it's 'erotica', therefore OK. But it's the nature of it - submissive little virgin turned on by being slapped around and dominated by a cruel sexy man. It's like the last fifty years never happened.

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TBH I'm really surprised there hasn't been more outrage from feminists. Not because it's porn - I expect the line would be that if it's by women, for women, it's 'erotica', therefore OK. But it's the nature of it - submissive little virgin turned on by being slapped around and dominated by a cruel sexy man. It's like the last fifty years never happened.

Come on Mooney, you should know that woman are fickle.

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TBH I'm really surprised there hasn't been more outrage from feminists. Not because it's porn - I expect the line would be that if it's by women, for women, it's 'erotica', therefore OK. But it's the nature of it - submissive little virgin turned on by being slapped around and dominated by a cruel sexy man. It's like the last fifty years never happened.

Come on Mooney, you should know that woman are fickle.

They're not fickle. They just don't like you.

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TBH I'm really surprised there hasn't been more outrage from feminists. Not because it's porn - I expect the line would be that if it's by women, for women, it's 'erotica', therefore OK. But it's the nature of it - submissive little virgin turned on by being slapped around and dominated by a cruel sexy man. It's like the last fifty years never happened.

Come on Mooney, you should know that woman are fickle.

They're not fickle. They just don't like you.

:lol::lol:

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This thing that everybody seems to do nowadays, when asked a question, answering: "Yeah, no..."

What is it? Yeah or no? FFS.

I have to say i'm incredibly guilty of doing that! Think it's a sign of thickness!

Another thing that pisses me off... Which again, i'm incredibly guilty of no matter how much I try not too. Is when I'm in a foreign country, and I talk to good English speaking locals in English, I can't help but put on a stupid accent for no reason whatsoever!

I think it's official name is "Schteve Syndrome"

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