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May I suggest not sitting in your conservatory?

But when I first get up, it is the perfect temperature in there. It's only when the sun shines on it for a few hours that I start to cook.

Is it the fapping wrist?

Nahhhhh. It's my left hand. lapal_fan did break it though!

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"YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A HAND BAG. YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR. PIRACY. IS. STEALING"

That's why I BOUGHT the bloody DVD!!! The only time you DON'T see that copyright thing is when you download a film 'alternatively'

haha, also during the adverts before the start of a film in the cinema.

yes, i am already in the cinema having paid to watch this, you don't need to tell me!

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Friend's mother just turned vegan so it's tofu and vegetables with rice for dinner from now on for the poor guy.

Eh, mam, just cuz you're a vegan doesn't mean I am.

Problem solved.

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Is it the fapping wrist?

Nahhhhh. It's my left hand. lapal_fan did break it though!

How does one determine the "fapping" wrist?

I ask out of interest, as I perform said act left handed, yet do most other things such as brush teeth, write, play sports etc, right handed.

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Friend's mother just turned vegan so it's tofu and vegetables with rice for dinner from now on for the poor guy.

Eh, mam, just cuz you're a vegan doesn't mean I am.

Problem solved.

Yeah, the thing is she can't quite get the whole freedom thing into her head.

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To be fair legov, you could have cut short your gripe at "Friend's mother just turned vegan" and it'd have been enough for me to sympathise. Bloody sandal-wearing weirdos.

:lol:

My gripe wasn't that she turned vegan, it's that she's forcing her whole family to go along with it as well.

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she's forcing her whole family to go along with it as well.

And that's why they're all words removed.

Does she do all the cooking, though?

If so, the rest of the family can hardly complain.

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Beans on toast: vegan

Jam sandwich: vegan

ratatouille: vegan

orange juice: vegan

et cetera ad nauseam

For the record, I'm not a vegan, but I think it would help if we all examined our preconceived notion that 'vegan food is obviously shit'

That said, tofu really is shit.

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Does she do all the cooking, though?

If so, the rest of the family can hardly complain.

Yes they can because it's a completely selfish approach. I do all the cooking so you're never getting the things you like again, because I don't like them.
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That does annoy me.

Not that particular example, but veggies and vegans who preach about it.

Fine, if that's how you want to eat then cool. In fact i respect you for believing in something so much that you change your lifestyle to accomodate it.

But no-one else gives a shit about it.

(and if anyone draws a religious comparison then I'll find you and kill you. This is the last thread that needs a religion debate)

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