jjaacckk91 Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Finished my last night shift this morning, was really looking forward to a nice chilled couple of days off.Just got a text asking if I'll come in on overtime tonight, double time with a call out fee because it's late notice. So this 1 shift is worth about 500 quid. Don't want to go in at all, but couldn't bring myself to say no could I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 At the doctor, and she's minutes away from putting her finger up my bum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexbelowsound Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 At the doctor, and she's minutes away from putting her finger up my bumJammy git. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Just the one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 At the doctor, and she's minutes away from putting her finger up my bumAnother that's more suitable to the things that cheer me up thread... just the one Must have sausage fingers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post maqroll Posted September 14, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted September 14, 2015 (edited) She fondled my bits and bobs too, right before she slid her index finger all the way up my butt. She even wiggled it around while in there.Most action Ive had in months, actually. Edited September 14, 2015 by maqroll 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 what would I have to say was wrong with me to get this done? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 14, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted September 14, 2015 Just the one?Most people only have one bum. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ismail-villa Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 She fondled my bits and bobs too, right before she slid her index finger all the way up my butt. She even wiggled it around while in there.Most action Ive had in months, actually.How would you have reacted if the gloved finger had poo over it after she pulled it out your bum? [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji1] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 Worse is when people get annoyed at you for not saying 'bless you'.I've had worse than that. One office I worked in recently had a woman who would shout bless you if anyone in the office sneezed (and it's a big office so sometimes "shouted" mean literally shouted) Then she'd get really annoyed if people didn't say thank you. There's a loud sneeze bellend in my office. It's a huge open plan building, and we all hear him when he sneezes from about 20 rows of desks away. A few times a day for months he'd been doing it, I was worried the glass was going to shatter. So I started shouting 'bless you' every time he did it, only for him mind. And people started joined in. Oddly, he doesn't sneeze that loudly anymore. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 15, 2015 Moderator Share Posted September 15, 2015 Brilliant. I'd say the fact the 'bless you' came from 20 rows of desks away was the perfect response Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veloman Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 So ... there is to be a formation of Spitfires, Hurricanes etc flying in formation to mark 75 years since the Battle of Britain. Now I think I have got my facts straight and apologise for the post if not, but I do believe that the Spitfire was :- designed by a Stokie, built in Birmingham and may have had Derby-built Rolls Royce engines. However, the flight is just over Southern England !! Were they the only ones to suffer at the hands of the Nazis ? Birmingham ,Coventry etc etc . Once again most appalling Southern bias; I would love to have seen that flight as the mere sight and sound of a Spitfire (IMO) is incredible. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 (edited) So ... there is to be a formation of Spitfires, Hurricanes etc flying in formation to mark 75 years since the Battle of Britain. Now I think I have got my facts straight and apologise for the post if not, but I do believe that the Spitfire was :- designed by a Stokie, built in Birmingham and may have had Derby-built Rolls Royce engines. However, the flight is just over Southern England !! Were they the only ones to suffer at the hands of the Nazis ? Birmingham ,Coventry etc etc . Once again most appalling Southern bias; I would love to have seen that flight as the mere sight and sound of a Spitfire (IMO) is incredible. Castle Bromwich didn't build it's first Spitfire until 1940 ...you're not American are you ? ( Southampton was where they built them prior to that ) but I jest , I agree they should have done more across the country .. Edited September 15, 2015 by tonyh29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 15, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted September 15, 2015 So ... there is to be a formation of Spitfires, Hurricanes etc flying in formation to mark 75 years since the Battle of Britain. Now I think I have got my facts straight and apologise for the post if not, but I do believe that the Spitfire was :- designed by a Stokie, built in Birmingham and may have had Derby-built Rolls Royce engines. However, the flight is just over Southern England !! Were they the only ones to suffer at the hands of the Nazis ? Birmingham ,Coventry etc etc . Once again most appalling Southern bias; I would love to have seen that flight as the mere sight and sound of a Spitfire (IMO) is incredible. Castle Bromwich didn't build it's first Spitfire until 1940 ...you're not American are you [emoji5] ? ( Southampton was where they built them prior to that ) but I jest , I agree they should have done more across the country .. The Battle of Britain was fought principally (albeit not exclusively) over the Channel coast and the home counties. Makes sense to me. If it were a Bomber Command do, it would belong over Lincolnshire and the east midlands, for the equivalent reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PongRiddims Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 It pisses me off that I have no idea how well my charitable donations are being spent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 15, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted September 15, 2015 Just watching that Battle of Britain flypast programme. Interesting, but full of errors. They keep saying things like "The sound of hirty six Battle of Britain Spitfire Merlin engines". Erm, no. Lots of later model Griffon engines, two seater trainers, photo recce models, etc. Not to mention the Hurricanes, which deserve more respect. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 ... Not to mention the Hurricanes, which deserve more respect. That's a toughie.They were the backbone during the shaky bit, but it wasn't a design classic.Too many singed pilots iirc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 I think I have a good example of something that pisses me off, but shouldn't. My Nan is nearly 90, and is beginning to suffer dementia. It was her birthday today. We were round at her house when the post came, and amongst the post were some birthday cards, including one from my aunt, her daughter. The envelope and card had both been ripped in two and then placed in a bag. Somebody in the Post Office chain, from postbox to delivery, had simply ripped it apart in order to take the £10 note inside. Now, I know you're not supposed to send cash money through the mail, so this shouldn't piss me off, but it really really is. I mean seriously, who does that? So we spent some of the birthday sellotaping an old woman's birthday card back together because of some thieving word removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 (edited) Just watching that Battle of Britain flypast programme. Interesting, but full of errors. They keep saying things like "The sound of hirty six Battle of Britain Spitfire Merlin engines". Erm, no. Lots of later model Griffon engines, two seater trainers, photo recce models, etc. Not to mention the Hurricanes, which deserve more respect.The Griffon engines weren't in Spitfires until late 41 so technically you can't have a Battle of Britain Griffon ... So they are sorta correct even though some of the spits flying today do have the Griffon engine means they were wrong .... Edited September 15, 2015 by tonyh29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Urgh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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