Xela Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 People Been pissing down all day, the forecast said for days it would piss down all day and yet people still go out in shorts, vests and flip flops and look surprised its raining, rocket polishers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Just walked in on my mom giving my dad a bj life ruined. It's your dad I feel sorry for, blow job ruined... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 C'mon Folski, we want more details. Did they notice you or did you manage to get out before they heard you? If they saw you, what has been said since? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 He joined in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Did she finish him off .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PongRiddims Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 He joined in. He's there right now tickling dad's balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive_La_Villa Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 How hangovers get worse as you get older. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Ye really going to make me relive it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Folski Posted July 26, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted July 26, 2015 So I'd to get my car keys to drop my girlfriend home because she'd a driving lesson at 11, looked all over the house but couldn't find them. So I thought Mom must have them in her room because she dropped us to the pub last night. This is really tough by the way ye horrible word removeds. They were both up pottering around before so I had (incorrectly obviously) assumed they'd gone for a walk like they do most Sundays, didn't click it was pissing rain. So I just opened the door, thankfully, she was under the covers and he was totally covered from the bellybutton down, I was like "ah are my keys here". My mom like jumped kind of with the shame/surprise but decided it was best for all involved that she stay under the covers, so I just went "yes, they are here" closed the door asap. I then left and didn't say a word, we were in the car, and my girlfriend asked me was I ok, so I told her the story, she thought it was sick and disgusting but hilarious, so I hid in her house for like 2 hours and came home and just acted like I saw nothing, no body in their right mind wants to have that conversation, so I'm just going to continue like it never happened. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Someone capture the OP for their sig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PongRiddims Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 So I'd to get my car keys to drop my girlfriend home because she'd a driving lesson at 11, looked all over the house but couldn't find them. So I thought Mom must have them in her room because she dropped us to the pub last night. This is really tough by the way ye horrible word removeds. They were both up pottering around before so I had (incorrectly obviously) assumed they'd gone for a walk like they do most Sundays, didn't click it was pissing rain. So I just opened the door, thankfully, she was under the covers and he was totally covered from the bellybutton down, I was like "ah are my keys here". My mom like jumped kind of with the shame/surprise but decided it was best for all involved that she stay under the covers, so I just went "yes, they are here" closed the door asap. I then left and didn't say a word, we were in the car, and my girlfriend asked me was I ok, so I told her the story, she thought it was sick and disgusting but hilarious, so I hid in her house for like 2 hours and came home and just acted like I saw nothing, no body in their right mind wants to have that conversation, so I'm just going to continue like it never happened. What kind of sick tuckers don't go for a walk because it's raining? Are you parents pervert or someth... shit sorry fella Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted July 26, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted July 26, 2015 Ye really going to make me relieve it? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 When you're driving along gazing at pedestrians walking the other way and your angular velocity around a lamp post matches that of some thrilling-looking pavement eye candy at the vital moment, blocking out all visibility until you've driven past. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ismail-villa Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Just walked in on my mom giving my dad a bj life ruined. Bet that caused him to go soft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 I think pics of Mom are required Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 27, 2015 Moderator Share Posted July 27, 2015 Folski has had an interesting week of it. Moar please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 If I see another example of someone's shit 'Villa XI' predictions I am going to stab my eyes out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Guzan Ayew / Collins / Crespo Grealish / Agbonlahor / Wilkins / NZog / Cole Kozak / Delph 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 If I see another example of someone's shit 'Villa XI' predictions I am going to stab my eyes out. --------------GK----------- LB-----CD----CD----RB --LCM---CM---RCM--- ----AM---------Tonev-- ----------Austin--------- 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 If I see another example of someone's shit 'Villa XI' predictions I am going to stab my eyes out. --------------GK----------- LB-----CD----CD----RB --LCM---CM---RCM--- ----AM---------Tonev-- ----------Austin--------- Best I've seen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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