chrisp65 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Being stuck in traffic every morning since the school went back, and looking over and in your rear view mirror and seeing a shit ton of fat porky kids. Get some exercise and get off my roads. If I'm on my bicycle, when I hit traffic I go on the pavement and extend my arm out and give every driver the middle finger. Do you recall receiving a half finished Costa Cappucino (medium, skinny, decaf) to the back of the head, just after passing a car broadcasting some asian dub, about 3 weeks ago? sorry about that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 been asked to quote on some work for a council .. done , no problem then been asked to provide a risk assessment and health and safety policy for the job how about No its interviewing people about their recycling habits ... what risk do you think that will involve you dumbass .... risk of getting struck by lightning whilst standing on the street , risk of a biro related injury or paper cut I hate bloody councils and their tick boxes for everything Yep, and if you'd filled them in they'd have wanted statistics on your employees ethnic profiles and if you'd given them that they'd have wanted your sustainability policy and your business ethics and corporate responsibility documentation. Then strangely they'll give the job to the guy that already plays golf with the head of one of their departments. Had a bunch of them from planning turn up on one of my jobs to look at a house that wants planning permission. A normal house on a normal street, no building work going on, people living inside it. They literally hired a bus to come and look at a house they all pass every day. Then they all sat on their little bus, wearing neon yellow ppe vests because they were 'on site'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 The same element of my job which rears its ugly head every now and again - it's actually getting to a point now where I'm considering leaving and I really think it shouldn't because I enjoy most other elements but this really does override it at times. Such a dilemma - a sleepless night ahead for me I think... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 What is that element? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 What is that element?A colleague. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 (edited) What is that element? A colleague. His name isn't Paul Allen, is it? If so, I may have a solution. Edited September 24, 2014 by Ginko 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WdEL8DzvaM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Never thought that scene would cheer me up sitting at my desk at 7.45am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ingram85 Posted September 25, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 25, 2014 People who watch an SD channel and don't switch to the HD version. When I switch to the HD version and said people say "I can't tell any difference". **** off you blind mong! 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Emailing a colleague requesting information/progress updates and getting the out of office reply with you as the contact. W?£kers! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 New systems at work meaning I can't use Google Chrome anymore and have to use Explorer. It's so slow, it makes browsing VT unbearable. I'm actually having to do work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 People who watch an SD channel and don't switch to the HD version. When I switch to the HD version and said people say "I can't tell any difference". **** off you blind mong! usually female? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Usually, I'm not gonna judge all females though as my dad swears blind 'there is no bloody difference, its just a scam'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 I remember not being able to see the difference when I first watched a DVD until I went back to watch a cassette. God, it was horrific. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 People who watch an SD channel and don't switch to the HD version. When I switch to the HD version and said people say "I can't tell any difference". **** off you blind mong! As an aside to this, the fact that SD channels are always listed before their HD versions. And that on Sky their HD listing isn't in any sort of decent order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Football is where you can tell you difference with HD. It looks like you could peel the players off the screen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 (edited) People at work who, when the printer is out of paper, grab a whole ream, take out a small handful of sheets, maybe a 1/5 of the pack and place said amount into the printer, leaving the rest on the side. **** you and **** everything you stand for you words removed. The tray is designed to hold the whole **** pack. I could have had my printouts by now and be gone, now I have to fill the rest of this tray with a wad of paper all out of shape and alignment, wait for this bitch to warm up, and then wait for my printouts to come. Edited September 25, 2014 by rodders0223 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Why do some people talk with half their mouth closed through the side of their mouth **** weirdo's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Because they are Anime characters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 25, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted September 25, 2014 (edited) People who watch an SD channel and don't switch to the HD version. When I switch to the HD version and said people say "I can't tell any difference". **** off you blind mong! As an aside to this, the fact that SD channels are always listed before their HD versions. And that on Sky their HD listing isn't in any sort of decent order. I don't think it'll be long before all the HD channels are the norms and it'll be the normal ones that are obscurely hidden away on channel 230 All the Sky channels are like that now. it's only really the "terrestrial" (is there even any such thing as terrestrial any more?) ones lagging. Even BBC2 is like that now Edited September 25, 2014 by Stevo985 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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