Rob182 Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Don't worry Coda, I'm just here to bring them down from the inside. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Folski Posted August 14, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 14, 2014 Don't know if it pisses me off but I've only realised that Coda's avatar is in fact mountains & not the ku kluk klan. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 So McFlurry Selfies are a thing now. Its things like this that make me wonder if the terrorists are right. Do we need to start again as a society? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Toothpaste Or more specifically why there are 538 different varieties of the same brand all offering to do different things Just put all the formula together and make one that does it all FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 (warning - this post may contain reference to apple products) I was in the Villa Store on New Street earlier and asked the sales assistant if they had a 5c cover of any description. '5c?, no, we're not really that up to date around here' Part of me wanted to give her the full Falling Down style monologue, but instead I did my Randy Lerner impression and just sort of wandered off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Toothpaste Or more specifically why there are 538 different varieties of the same brand all offering to do different things Just put all the formula together and make one that does it all FFS I used to just pick the cheapest one until I found all 538 varieties were available in Poundland. Surely if you just brush twice a day you'll be alright whichever you use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 So McFlurry Selfies are a thing now. Its things like this that make me wonder if the terrorists are right. Do we need to start again as a society? Are you proposing a worldwide cleanse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 14, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted August 14, 2014 Toothpaste Or more specifically why there are 538 different varieties of the same brand all offering to do different things Just put all the formula together and make one that does it all FFS I thought you liked free market capitalism? What you're suggesting sounds rather Soviet... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Don't know if it pisses me off but I've only realised that Coda's avatar is in fact mountains & not the ku kluk klan. Can confirm it's mountains and I'm not a grand wizard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Don't know if it pisses me off but I've only realised that Coda's avatar is in fact mountains & not the ku kluk klan. Can confirm it's mountains and I'm not a grand wizard. I'd always kind of brushed it off as that's a bit weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Don't know if it pisses me off but I've only realised that Coda's avatar is in fact mountains & not the ku kluk klan. Can confirm it's mountains and I'm not a grand wizard. But are you an Exalted Cyclops? ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Toothpaste Or more specifically why there are 538 different varieties of the same brand all offering to do different things Just put all the formula together and make one that does it all FFSI thought you liked free market capitalism? What you're suggesting sounds rather Soviet... Same brand was the clue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post YLN Posted August 15, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 15, 2014 (edited) Toothpaste Or more specifically why there are 538 different varieties of the same brand all offering to do different things Just put all the formula together and make one that does it all FFS I thought you liked free market capitalism? What you're suggesting sounds rather Soviet... Same brand was the clue Well there's that Colgate Advanced Whitening thing. As if a toothpaste wouldn't mention something about it having a whitening effect. Our toothpaste will get your teeth really clean. Really really clean. But we haven't put any special whitening stuff into it, because we're not....... Hello Colgate whitening here. Not only do we have whitening. We have ADVANCED WHITENING. Now advanced means **** all. No literally nothing. ADVANCED. We may as well call it Super amazing so advanced so white whitening, but our market research says that Advanced Whitening is just the correct amount of bullshit to make you buy it. What else.... Hmm Gum protect!!! Our toothpaste protects your gums as well, so you... well all toothpastes do, but we're going to say it for those people out there with bleeding gums. In answer to your complaint T, all toothpastes do the exact same **** thing. The only difference is what's on the box. if a man goes looking for a toothpaste because he gets gingivitis, he's going to go for the one that says gum protect. If he has yellowed teeth, he'll get the advanced whitening one. They're both going home with the exact same **** thing though more or less. Neither man is going to go home with the one that says 'toothpaste, it'll clean your teeth and get your gums nice and healthy as well if you use it often enough', because it doesn't explicitly address their immediate concern. The stupidity of a country is reflected in the length of their toothpaste aisle Edited August 15, 2014 by yillan 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 I like the stripey ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 I like the one's that say 'max' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 15, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted August 15, 2014 I think I use advanced whitening. But only because it's the one that's always on offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Does anyone remember liquid toothpaste Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Does anyone remember liquid toothpaste whiskey? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raver50032 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 (edited) So McFlurry Selfies are a thing now. Its things like this that make me wonder if the terrorists are right. Do we need to start again as a society? Ingram - I hear what you are saying... it's like the modern world has all this technical gubbins available for the masses of public society, but they don't know what to do with it next. That said, I'd personally much rather walk down the street shaking my head in derision at somebody who had taken a photo of themself with a sub-standard (allegedly) ice cream attempt than suffer an act of terrorism. And now not aimed at you... Terrorists (specifically fundamentlist jihadists for example) - have no apparant respect for their own life, or that of genuinely innocent people. How on earth can their fight ever be justified? There is no way on this planet that I will ever bow down to an ancient deity through force. They can cut my hands off for having a sneaky wank in the shower, they can cut my dick off for having sex with a woman who wasn't married to me, they can cut my head off for not believing in the Koran. But I will never suck a jihadist's cock or bow down to an ancient deity. No way, no how. Sorry, rave over... Edited August 15, 2014 by Raver50032 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Does anyone remember liquid toothpaste whiskey? Is that that horrible stuff that Scotch people drink ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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