brommy Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Oh and I piss myself off because I can visibly see my chances with a girl going down the drain as I open my mouth more and more What are you saying to her?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 It's hell being covered in chest hair when it's 95 degrees and humid You know what you have to do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 We're gonna need more waxxxxxxxxx !!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Oh and I piss myself off because I can visibly see my chances with a girl going down the drain as I open my mouth more and more What are you saying to her?! Not what I'm saying specifically. It was in my new school and she was an NQT there and I was excited cause it was my first day and my excitement was spilling over and I was acting like an overexcited child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Nah, women love a sweaty man-rug. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 I wasn't sweating. I can't explain, but I'm fairly sure I've blown it before I even start work there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 yep, the annual back shave might have to happen if this heat keeps up Man up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted July 16, 2013 Moderator Share Posted July 16, 2013 Always wish I could have seen Russia before it had a McDonalds on every corner ... Imagine it was quite grim but that would have been part of the attraction Been there done that It was grim. Followed by the KGB, appeared on Soviet TV, signed autographs, visited the famous Leningrad Rock Club, saw border guards shit themselves because we were allowed in Kalingrad, met lots of Baltic "freedom fighters", was appalled at the racism, saw a cops vs badies car chase with both parties hanging out of the windows shooting at each other's Lada's, smuggled Paul Mcarthorse records, Military Uniforms and amber out of the place... Great times 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted July 17, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted July 17, 2013 Tour groups. The whole concept of it. You'd think that they'd bring you to the most interesting places but it's almost always the most touristy ones.AnotherBloodyCastle,Damnit!(or Church) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Another Bloody Castle, You're just jealous because you don't have any except Disney ones 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Got up in middle of the night for a piss, unbeknown to me after id fell asleep my missus had put a fan by the bed, tripped over said fan smashing my head off the wall in the process. She just laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Crazy woman, hasn't she heard of fan death? You're lucky you made it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 AnotherBloody Castle, You're just jealous because you don't have any except Disney ones Do your castles have tacky shops selling overpriced items? If so, **** off 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Do your castles have tacky shops selling overpriced items? If so, **** off My items are reasonably priced and are quite sophisticated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 foookin idiots that put their foot down when you overtake them. I just really don't understand it, other than it being 'little man syndrome'. It's really dangerous and can cause accidents, yet they think that for some reason nobody should overtake them, no matter what speed they are going. I don't get the mentality of it. OK, I've been 'flashed' a few times whn i've overtaken someone, which againt I think is incredibly petty and is just them showing their displeasure about being overtaken/my manoeuvre. I know i've overtaken you, there's no need to flash me. But to accelerate to try to stop you from overtaking (when you are in the process of doing so). Brainless, and reckless. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 (edited) Tour groups. The whole concept of it. You'd think that they'd bring you to the most interesting places but it's almost always the most touristy ones.Another Bloody Castle, Damnit! (or Church) I put all my own trips together and then email a local travel agent to actually book it all and make some recommendations one stipulation I make clear is No Folk Dancing and No visits to anything involving the words " traditional " Castles and churches etc ill happily visit ... Though the trick is to pick the highlight ones Edited July 17, 2013 by tonyh29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 17, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted July 17, 2013 It's hell being covered in chest hair when it's 95 degrees and humid wax that bad boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 17, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted July 17, 2013 When people ask me something like "Whereabouts in Birmingham are you from?" but they have no knowledge of Birmingham, so it's a pointless question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 foookin idiots that put their foot down when you overtake them. I just really don't understand it, other than it being 'little man syndrome'. It's really dangerous and can cause accidents, yet they think that for some reason nobody should overtake them, no matter what speed they are going.I don't get the mentality of it.OK, I've been 'flashed' a few times whn i've overtaken someone, which againt I think is incredibly petty and is just them showing their displeasure about being overtaken/my manoeuvre. I know i've overtaken you, there's no need to flash me.But to accelerate to try to stop you from overtaking (when you are in the process of doing so). Brainless, and reckless.Yeah I'm with you on that oneSometimes you get these weird ones who've been driving along at 60 mph and then come out to the outside lane to over take the middle lane hogger and then when they pull back in they've suddenly decided to drive at 80 mph and increase speed as you start to overtake them and then cut back in front of you as they've encountered another middle lane hoggerWeird stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted July 17, 2013 Moderator Share Posted July 17, 2013 OK, I've been 'flashed' a few times whn i've overtaken someone, which againt I think is incredibly petty and is just them showing their displeasure about being overtaken/my manoeuvre. I know i've overtaken you, there's no need to flash me.THats actually the other driver telling you its ok to pull in to inside lane again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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