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I'm still not happy with him. He handed in a transfer request and was seemingly advised (ill-advised) to force a move through to Spurs. So I'm happy that we won't lose his presence, but also I've lost my faith in him as a part of the club.

 

Maybe his agent told him to hand in a transfer request to try and get a bigger contract? 

 

If he really wanted to leave, I imagine he would have not gone to training like Modric...

 

He got the same deal he was allegedly offered before. So no change.

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HA-HA-HA lol  :D  :D  :D

 

Britain's fans "Aston Villa" M.O.M.S. put on eBay Christian Benteke for £ 0.99 starting price. After 4 days, the price reached 1,501,000 pounds...  :D  :D  :D

 

More laughter:  :D 

http://www.myoldmansaid.com/christian-benteke-sold-ebay-ensure-25-million-reserve/

http://www.myoldmansaid.com/dear-ebay-christian-benteke-escort-plug/

 

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Just read that Spurs forum. What a laugh! I loved the comments by pablo73 then looked at his picture of the characters from League of Gentlemen. Sums it up. The new greeting from Spurs fans to each other, "Give me six!"

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Hairy Hands got to be a player. Gabby got hairy hands?

Wouldn't it be ironic if HH is Benteke's agent ;)

Apologies if I'm wrong HH- Hope you have a sense of humour :)

It's no secret who HH is!

Sorry can you tell me who it is then?

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Hairy Hands got to be a player. Gabby got hairy hands?

Wouldn't it be ironic if HH is Benteke's agent ;)

Apologies if I'm wrong HH- Hope you have a sense of humour :)

It's no secret who HH is!

Sorry can you tell me who it is then?

 

Richard Keys.

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Guinness book of records has just announced that the biggest PIE in the world has been found in North London

 

not sure if its an Apple pie a pork Pie of a steak and kidney Pie

 

A spokesman from The Guinness book of records says it is rumoured its a HUMBLE PIE

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Is it just me or does he not have the gap between his front teeth anymore? 

Obviously Yacou and Lambert took him aside in an office and beat the sense into him?

 

 

Not even James Milner could beat up Benteke.

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Is it just me or does he not have the gap between his front teeth anymore?

Obviously Yacou and Lambert took him aside in an office and beat the sense into him?

Not even James Milner could beat up Benteke.

Bullshit, I'm not having that. An infinite amount of Benteke's couldn't down James Milner.

It's just dawned on me I was one of the only people saying I thought he'd stay. I didn't expect a new contract, I expected a battle and a stint in the stiffs. But that must earn me some Internet points?

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Just realised what day it is- surely it's very appropriate to post this given the significance of today and the recent good news-

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I loved those guys :P

 

 

As Much as I would love/want them to be Villa fans with brilliant minds, every time I see that I can't help think it was just a marketing stunt by Lynx, hence the tags on the shoulders/arms  :(

 

As to not go completely OT, Delighted with this news, had a sneaking suspicion he would stay, but never thought he'd sign a new contract.

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Just realised what day it is- surely it's very appropriate to post this given the significance of today and the recent good news-

Christian_Benteke_2499935b.jpg

 

I loved those guys :P

 

 

As Much as I would love/want them to be Villa fans with brilliant minds, every time I see that I can't help think it was just a marketing stunt by Lynx, hence the tags on the shoulders/arms  :(

 

As to not go completely OT, Delighted with this news, had a sneaking suspicion he would stay, but never thought he'd sign a new contract.

 

 

Yeah the thought did cross my mind. The suits have obviously come from the lynx astronaut campaign from last year but I don't know if the stunt was done by Unilever or if a couple of guys just got hold of suits left over from the campaign. 

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I love all the blogs that are coming out from Spud fans who say they dodged a bullet not buying him lmao, God I really, really hate that club and all that smells within it.

 

Glad we have him for another year, never know what can happen in that year either.

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So funny one of the posts on spuds forum talks about there being so many desperate deluded comments on this thread it was painful to read. looking at it now makes for very painfull reading!!!

Hate the London press so much though. His handing in a transfer request and speculation of a move to spuds or chelski is big headline news. Signing a new contract a secondary throw away story. T0ssers

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So funny one of the posts on spuds forum talks about there being so many desperate deluded comments on this thread it was painful to read. looking at it now makes for very painfull reading!!!

Hate the London press so much though. His handing in a transfer request and speculation of a move to spuds or chelski is big headline news. Signing a new contract a secondary throw away story. T0ssers

 

The London press do seem to have played it down a lot - I wonder why? :rolleyes:

 

Before I get too defensive the BBC biggest national news and sport channel, Radio 5, did have Benteke's new contract as their main football news this morning (ahead of citeh's £22m signing).

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