dont_do_it_doug. Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Don't see Ajax as much these days... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 I agree that it might be the celeb status that brings her so many admirers, but I think that another factor is that she looks like complete filth and could probably destroy you in the bedroom. I probably would to be fair. Be an experience if nothing else. Well you'll be happy to know Lady gagaaaaaa has just done a topless shoot for "V" magazine (never heard of it). She is a strange looking bird. raspberries are a bit small too. If anyone wants a link to the pics PM me, but you aint missing much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 I once held the split vagina of a girl together with my hand. She split it falling off a bike. Ugh. Fortunately I didn't see it (or unfortunately, depending on how you look at it) But a guy in my year at school split his scrotum after a skateboarding accident (he basically landed on the edge of the skateboard, balls first) His testicle was hanging out of his ball sack. Apparently it was horrifying. Same thing happened in my school except it was during a rugby game and someone stood down on his sack and split them right open Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 I like a Lana Del Rey song. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 I'll stand with you on this one, so you don't have to be alone in your shame CED I wonder is it the same one? - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytWWX-y3oIk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 I'd laugh it was just a trick to out you as a fan. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 (edited) No, this one. And.. well... this one too I suppose this isn't bad cover either I like that she looks bored and impossible to please. I like that in a lady. Edited October 30, 2013 by CarewsEyebrowDesigner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post villaajax Posted October 30, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted October 30, 2013 It's not really a confession... on my part at least but I thought I'd share a story that I know will go down well here... A few weeks ago I was at home, off work, and my sister called and asked if I could email a spreadsheet to her at work from her laptop. So she talked me over the phone where to browse to and which file it is that she needed so I said "Okay, got it" she said "Okay, so just go into Safari and then... well you know what to do from there" so we hung up, I opened up Safari to log into my email account and I opened up a new tab... She has it set so that you have the little preview windows of pages you've recently visited and one caught my eye... as lesbian porn would catch anybody's eye. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 I haven't bought bog roll in months. I steal it from work everyday; several sheets at a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 You savage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 I quite like Little Mix's new song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StigVillan Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 It's not really a confession... on my part at least but I thought I'd share a story that I know will go down well here... A few weeks ago I was at home, off work, and my sister called and asked if I could email a spreadsheet to her at work from her laptop. So she talked me over the phone where to browse to and which file it is that she needed so I said "Okay, got it" she said "Okay, so just go into Safari and then... well you know what to do from there" so we hung up, I opened up Safari to log into my email account and I opened up a new tab... She has it set so that you have the little preview windows of pages you've recently visited and one caught my eye... as lesbian porn would catch anybody's eye. And now, ironically, this is almost just like porn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 It's not really a confession... on my part at least but I thought I'd share a story that I know will go down well here... A few weeks ago I was at home, off work, and my sister called and asked if I could email a spreadsheet to her at work from her laptop. So she talked me over the phone where to browse to and which file it is that she needed so I said "Okay, got it" she said "Okay, so just go into Safari and then... well you know what to do from there" so we hung up, I opened up Safari to log into my email account and I opened up a new tab... She has it set so that you have the little preview windows of pages you've recently visited and one caught my eye... as lesbian porn would catch anybody's eye. You've confessed that your sister is a rug muncher. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StigVillan Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 It's not really a confession... on my part at least but I thought I'd share a story that I know will go down well here... A few weeks ago I was at home, off work, and my sister called and asked if I could email a spreadsheet to her at work from her laptop. So she talked me over the phone where to browse to and which file it is that she needed so I said "Okay, got it" she said "Okay, so just go into Safari and then... well you know what to do from there" so we hung up, I opened up Safari to log into my email account and I opened up a new tab... She has it set so that you have the little preview windows of pages you've recently visited and one caught my eye... as lesbian porn would catch anybody's eye. You've confessed that your sister is a rug muncher. Or kinky as hell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaguy Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 (edited) Women like other women, doesn't make them lesbians. It's hard for anyone to not appreciate a beautiful woman Edit: As a carry on from this I'd shag a girl doggy with a porno on the bed that she'd look at to turn her on even more, I loved it Edited October 31, 2013 by villaguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaguy Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Anyway I've read a few from the early post on this subject, have to agree on the money grabbing tactics. I used to work at the Marine Boathouse Bar in skeg and I was in charge at the lower bar at the time. Whenever customers gave me the correct amount for their drinks I'd pretend to run it through the till but stick it in my pocket so every few hours I could be up £30 odd, made my pay pretty decent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Women like other women, doesn't make them lesbians. It's hard for anyone to not appreciate a beautiful woman Edit: As a carry on from this I'd shag a girl doggy with a porno on the bed that she'd look at to turn her on even more, I loved it Wow. You don't mess around! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaguy Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 (edited) After reading a few pages on this thread I feel like I can be totally truthful without feeling out of place. Anyway a few years back when I was about 15, I rushed down the stairs to answer a phone call. I was in my boxers as I was just about to have a bath, then in came our house keeper and daughter. She was in a dress that was see through and was a very nice looking girl. I could feel an attraction but I couldn't have expected her unnanounced visits in the following weeks where she made it clear she wanted me, she'd come with a mate when I would least expect it. Anyway it really shocked me when I learned her age, she looked every bit mine, but she at the first time of meeting her was 11 (could get cigarettes from shops). A few years had gone by, she still made it clear she liked me, I hadn't shown any interest because of the realisation she was so young. Anyway looking back on it I wish I had got with her as she was so pretty, is it bad for me to think like this? When everything was legal can remeber her coming back to mine, pretended I went out the room and looking through the hole in the door, she was strumming her strings lol. Proper horny lass thinking back to it Edited October 31, 2013 by villaguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaguy Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Another confession is the prozzies in Sofia, I shagged some stunners there, I couldn't believe how pretty some of them were. But once I felt between the legs of this lass (bloke) and there was a package, I was like 'what the hell is this' and left pretty quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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