dont_do_it_doug. Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Nein sadly. Feel free to be creative with my "tag". (that's what she said, woof) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 You heard the man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Aww hells yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyblade Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Can't Unread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I always wondered how the dogs in pantyhose trend started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Me and a couple of mates were playing the game where you have to answer the question as fast as you can. The questions tend to be 'which celeb would you sleep with?' etc. and you answer it very quickly which usually leads to an honest answer, which obviously, sometimes leads to some funny answers. Anyway, they asked me a few questions which went fine, and then someone asked, 'which simpsons character would you sleep with?'. Now in the half second my brain had to process the question, my brain told me NOT to say Lisa, because she was a child and it was obviously the slip-up they wanted. I didn't have the time to think of any of the characters in any real depth so I said the answer with a certain cocky-ness that I knew what they wanted and I wasn't going to give it to them. I said 'Maggie' It still gets brought up to this very day, for shame.. Me and a couple of mates were playing the game where you have to answer the question as fast as you can. The questions tend to be 'which celeb would you sleep with?' etc. and you answer it very quickly which usually leads to an honest answer, which obviously, sometimes leads to some funny answers. Anyway, they asked me a few questions which went fine, and then someone asked, 'which simpsons character would you sleep with?'. Now in the half second my brain had to process the question, my brain told me NOT to say Lisa, because she was a child and it was obviously the slip-up they wanted. I didn't have the time to think of any of the characters in any real depth so I said the answer with a certain cocky-ness that I knew what they wanted and I wasn't going to give it to them. I said 'Maggie' It still gets brought up to this very day, for shame.. I think Lois from Family guy won the VT poll when we had a thread years and years ago for which cartoon character would you shag must confess I didn't' think of putting Lisa or Maggie on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 At least if we ever have a VT night out I won't have to introduce myself as dont_do_it_doug. The Dog Fiddler will do just fine I reckon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 At least if we ever have a VT night out I won't have to introduce myself as dont_do_it_doug. The Dog Fiddler will do just fine I reckon. I prefer "the dog botherer" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 (edited) At least if we ever have a VT night out I won't have to introduce myself as dont_do_it_doug. The Dog Fiddler will do just fine I reckon. Double post Edited April 30, 2013 by Jimzk5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 (edited) At least if we ever have a VT night out I won't have to introduce myself as dont_do_it_doug. The Dog Fiddler will do just fine I reckon.I prefer "the dog botherer" Yeah, this. I like how nobody has considered, like with Morpheus, that I might have made it up. You know me too well. Edited April 30, 2013 by dont_do_it_doug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted April 30, 2013 Moderator Share Posted April 30, 2013 Yeah but the dog wasn't bothered 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCLaura Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 This thread brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'oh my giddy aunt'. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 You may also notice I have a kinky dog as my avatar. Morpheus has his aunt. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Did, I have to ask, sorry, but just wondering about the logistics of the operation. Did you smother the stuff all over your dick, or like just on yer head, or maybe all the way to the hinge to try and encourage the dog to deepthroat your entire shaft? Maybe you pulled your foreskin all the way back, mashed it all over the end, then rolled it back up a bit to make a bit of a cock/pate wellington? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Looking for pointers? (See what I did there?) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 This is barking mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 (edited) I'm all liked out for one day, this thread has been comedy gold right from the word go. If Wiggy ever decides to grace us with his presence again then he'll shoot his load over this one. Edited April 30, 2013 by Shillzz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Like DDID does over a dog's furry little face. The savage beast. I will stop now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCLaura Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Like DDID does over a dog's furry little face. The savage beast. I will stop now. What have they done to you? Haha. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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