dont_do_it_doug. Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 It's OK, the bitch is dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Did you bury her like your avatar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Yeah, then I dug her up again. In for a penny in for a pound as they say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Dog Breath versus the stench from DDID's penis. It's like a clash of titans from the world of bad smells. I can imagine the dog being the subject of torment from it's friends due to it having cock breath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 (edited) I can happily confess that I've never been that horny that I needed sexual favours from a) a family member or b ) another species. I honestly don't have that much to confess about, I'm quite dull. Edited April 29, 2013 by Ginko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 You don't understand, I didn't need sexual favours. Anyway, Morpheus, you can thank me later. Not in the same way you thank your Aunt mind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Ha, sorry DDID, you were thirteen and didn't go through with it in the end, young, dumb and full of... well you know the rest. Ten years of incestual relations though... mind blowing, if true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 I killed a prostitute because she hurt my willy after tugging too hard and saying i've got a small willy, had sex with her cold dead body and then smeared peanut butter on my willy and had local dogs eat it off. What do I win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 29, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted April 29, 2013 I killed a prostitute because she hurt my willy after tugging too hard and saying i've got a small willy, had sex with her cold dead body and then smeared peanut butter on my willy and had local dogs eat it off. What do I win? My respect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 That's all I've ever craved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 I'd say you've already won by not being in jail on counts for murder, necrophelia and beastiality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 They'll never catch meeeeeeeeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 You must of had a very fussy dog if you had to smear patè all over your dick to get it to suck you off. I bet that dog was petrified every time you opened the fridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Jimzk, your surprise at the situation almost seems to hint towards you having had more success in this field in the past? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 (edited) Jimzk, your surprise at the situation almost seems to hint towards you having had more success in this field in the past? Na, I did one put a chew stick up my ass in the hope of getting a rimjob off a bassett hound though Edited April 29, 2013 by Jimzk5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Fair enough, though I don't think even that is big time enough to raise an eyebrow in such a prestigious thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted April 29, 2013 Moderator Share Posted April 29, 2013 ... aaand a quick 7 page catchup later ... You've outdone yourselves lads. Absolutely fantastic Right up there with VillaTalk's finest moments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 I can't even make up a story worse than Morpheus's. That's how **** up it is. I've tried, and I got nuthin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Morpheus's surname isn't McPoyle is it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 (edited) edit Edited April 29, 2013 by lapal_fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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