lapal_fan Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 I expected a few rubbish ones like my maggie one, to start us off but the Morph-mister comes in and blew us all away. Only the queen revealing that she had an affair with Hitler would be more surprising Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houlston Posted April 29, 2013 Author Share Posted April 29, 2013 Only the queen revealing that she had an affair with Hitler would be more surprising And even that would have to include her doing him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 29, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted April 29, 2013 Only the queen revealing that she had an affair with Hitler would be more surprising And even that would have to include her doing him With a strap-on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Only the queen revealing that she had an affair with Hitler would be more surprising And even that would have to include her doing him With a strap-on. And a dog should be involved somewhere in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 any necrophilia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Tranny necrophilia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Well, they claim to have never found Hitler's body... perhaps our royal family took it and perform the annual Hitler-corpse-rogering on D-Day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Nobody mentioned **** the dog. The would be rude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islingtonclaret Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Man this is some scary stuff. I might have got a bit too doctors and nurses with a cousin when I was 13 or something but I've never thought as a adult it would be a cracking idea to shag my aunt behind my fiancee's back. I'm waiting for Morpheus to do the big reveal and to laugh at everyone who believed him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 29, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted April 29, 2013 Don't do it to the dog, dont_do_it_doug. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islingtonclaret Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 haha If it didn't work maybe you used the wrong pate? If it was field mushroom the setter probably turned his nose up at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 More guests than members viewing a minute ago, and there was 10 members. Word's getting around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houlston Posted April 29, 2013 Author Share Posted April 29, 2013 Word is Battersea Dogs home had to take out a restraining order against DDID Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarjei Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 On a trip I spent the night in the same bed as a mate. I woke up next morning as the bed was softly jiggling. Couldn't really understand what was going on at first, but then I heard the sound of fapping under the covers. What to do? I'm ashamed I pretended to be asleep for the full duration of the wank. Coincidentally it was at his aunts place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 haha If it didn't work maybe you used the wrong pate? If it was field mushroom the setter probably turned his nose up at it. Salmon. Unfortunately no, we didn't own a cat and the next door neighbours moggy was a bit too volatile for my liking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 how about a big koi carp next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Baselayers, offering someone a fishy hole? Never. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islingtonclaret Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 oh my... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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