Popular Post AVFCforever1991 Posted April 29, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted April 29, 2013 Sausage dog 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 29, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted April 29, 2013 I've always thought that about the dog blowjob. When people say smear your cock in peanut butter or whatever, the first thing I think is wouldn't the dog just bite it clean off at the first opportunity? Seemingly not no. But if I were to do that (and I have no intention to) I would always be afraid that that's what would happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 29, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted April 29, 2013 Sausage dog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunRickyRun Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Funnily enough, the same revelation did not even raise an eyebrow on the Small Heath forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 29, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted April 29, 2013 Funnily enough, the same revelation did not even raise an eyebrow on the Small Heath forum. Because they post it in their "it's the weeeeeeeeekend" thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 I've always thought that about the dog blowjob. When people say smear your cock in peanut butter or whatever, the first thing I think is wouldn't the dog just bite it clean off at the first opportunity? Seemingly not no. But if I were to do that (and I have no intention to) I would always be afraid that that's what would happen Yeah, it's a risky old gamble, and not one that a sane minded individual would take. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 (edited) The word gamble hints at there being some kind of reward if everything goes well. Edited April 29, 2013 by Shillzz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 I genuinely thought I could slip that one by without notice, what with old aunty **** over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 The word gamble hints at there being some kind of reward if everything goes well. Maybe it was a particularly 'attractive' looking canine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Nah, she was a scruffy red setter cross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted April 29, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted April 29, 2013 I'd say the dog thing is worse mate, at least his aunt is of the same species, I'd go and get some help if I were you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 I was 13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Nah, she was a scruffy red setter cross. Bad breath? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houlston Posted April 29, 2013 Author Share Posted April 29, 2013 A mate & me whilst at Uni walking to back the halls of residence decided to look for a prostitute. When we found one we emptied our left over night change and handed it over. She walked us round the corner to a car park where she wanked my mate off first, I waited in the other corner. I will never forget his face as it was happening I was doubled over with laughter. She then came to me and through drink, her general look and the way she tugged on it there was no way it was coming up. She asked me "what is wrong?" and I think I replied "you're hurting it." Anyway she then stopped and we all walked back round the corner and her last words were to me "your mate has got a big dick." We decided never to tell anyone but I couldn't help myself as it was so funny. My friend would often bring up in random pub conversation "if a prostitute said you had a big dick would you take it as a compliment?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Nah, she was a scruffy red setter cross. So the dog was a gingerrr aswell? You've just overtaken Morpheus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 (edited) Nah, she was a scruffy red setter cross.Bad breath? I wanted her to lick my bell end, not snog me. Besides, I bottled it the second her jaw opened. You only live once eh fellas... Fellas, where you going... Hey, wait up... Edited April 29, 2013 by dont_do_it_doug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Baselayers Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Nah, she was a scruffy red setter cross. Suddenly your comments about me seem less impressive, given that you are taken to dog fellatio. Doesn't say much for your taste in women! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Nah, she was a scruffy red setter cross. Suddenly your comments about me seem less impressive, given that you are taken to dog fellatio. Doesn't say much for your taste in women! So you were impressed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 No, this is just.....even lower down the evolutionary scale as a comment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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