choffer Posted May 10, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted May 10, 2016 First Tinder connection: Her: Hi Me: Hey there, thanks for swiping. I'm new on here, what's the score? Her: No idea Me: Ah, I see you're a woman of few words. So what do I have to do to get to know you a bit better? Her: Meet up At which point, it all seems a bit weird so I give it up. I clearly need to up my game. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islingtonclaret Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 When I was on Tinder, I felt far too old fashioned for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 1 hour ago, choffer said: First Tinder connection: Her: Hi Me: Hey there, thanks for swiping. I'm new on here, what's the score? Her: No idea Me: Ah, I see you're a woman of few words. So what do I have to do to get to know you a bit better? Her: Meet up At which point, it all seems a bit weird so I give it up. I clearly need to up my game. sex is a great ice breaker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieFacE Posted May 10, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted May 10, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, choffer said: First Tinder connection: Her: Hi Me: Hey there, thanks for swiping. I'm new on here, what's the score? Her: No idea Me: Ah, I see you're a woman of few words. So what do I have to do to get to know you a bit better? Her: Meet up At which point, it all seems a bit weird so I give it up. I clearly need to up my game. You should have asked her when she wanted to meet and then just go for it.... Edited May 10, 2016 by PieFacE 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted May 10, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted May 10, 2016 7 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: sex is a great ice breaker. Tried that approach last year. All she wanted was an occasional bit of NSA fun. After two dates she was calling me all the names under the sun when I didn't respond to her texts within 5 minutes. In my (albeit) limited experience, women who say they just want a bit of "fun" are mentalists. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 1 hour ago, choffer said: First Tinder connection: Her: Hi Me: Hey there, thanks for swiping. I'm new on here, what's the score? Her: No idea Me: Ah, I see you're a woman of few words. So what do I have to do to get to know you a bit better? Her: Meet up At which point, it all seems a bit weird so I give it up. I clearly need to up my game. Should have just requested to DHUTWU 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted May 10, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted May 10, 2016 56 minutes ago, rjw63 said: Should have just requested to DHUTWU If only I'd thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 1 hour ago, choffer said: Tried that approach last year. All she wanted was an occasional bit of NSA fun. After two dates she was calling me all the names under the sun when I didn't respond to her texts within 5 minutes. In my (albeit) limited experience, women who say they just want a bit of "fun" are mentalists. never ever assume that any woman is not mental. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted May 10, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted May 10, 2016 8 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: never ever assume that any woman is not mental. Actually, you're dead right. I didn't mean to suggest that they were the only mental women. Just that they're the most loopy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 3 minutes ago, choffer said: Actually, you're dead right. I didn't mean to suggest that they were the only mental women. Just that they're the most loopy. thank allah we cleared that up,you had me worried for a minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osmark86 Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 Tinder came after I met my fiancée but I'd have used it all the time if I was single. Always good fun hijacking mates' accounts ^^. Hang in there lads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbie09 Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 never ever assume that any woman is not mental. All women are mental, just choose a pretty one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted May 10, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted May 10, 2016 1 minute ago, Robbie09 said: All women are mental, just choose a pretty one with big boobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 bit of advice for anyone whos getting married. dont get too drunk, snort too much coke and end up leaving your wife in a pub and get caught trying to cop off with another woman in a different pub. yes on my wedding day and not something im proud of but i always find a way to **** a good thing up. been a rocky few weeks and i wouldn't blame her if she sent me packing. stupid mistake high on booze and drugs but im sure we will get through it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Davkaus Posted May 11, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted May 11, 2016 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: bit of advice for anyone whos getting married. dont get too drunk, snort too much coke and end up leaving your wife in a pub and get caught trying to cop off with another woman in a different pub. yes on my wedding day and not something im proud of but i always find a way to **** a good thing up. been a rocky few weeks and i wouldn't blame her if she sent me packing. stupid mistake high on booze and drugs but im sure we will get through it. I'm never sure if this is a parody account of some kind, or if Super Hans is a Villa fan. I'd say getting out the coke on your wedding day was probably mistake number 1, wtf man. Edited May 11, 2016 by Davkaus 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 it was late in the night and i was probably in need of a lift after a full day of drinking. big big mistake though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 23 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: bit of advice for anyone whos getting married. dont get too drunk, snort too much coke and end up leaving your wife in a pub and get caught trying to cop off with another woman in a different pub. yes on my wedding day and not something im proud of but i always find a way to **** a good thing up. been a rocky few weeks and i wouldn't blame her if she sent me packing. stupid mistake high on booze and drugs but im sure we will get through it. You tried getting with another woman on your wedding day? Wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 apparantly got caught red handed. i cannot remember anything but either way its bad. i used to womanise a lot in the early years and kind of grew out of it. just a pissed up mistake and i honestly can say i would not of slept with her but its still not the point. its done now though so just got to move on from it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieFacE Posted May 11, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted May 11, 2016 That is absurd, yet amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 shameful really and i feel totally embarrassed. just something else we will have to get over but its really hard for her which is understandable. i always mess a good thing up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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