Rugeley Villa Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 mate anyone that puts his thingy up a ladyboy with no protection needs to be taken seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 1 minute ago, Warnock said: I ended it stupidly enough. We were together for 3 years almost. As soon as we got a place together it all went downhill. Within about 6 months I had to cut it due to constant arguing and stuff. Yet, before that when I used to see her like twice a week things were great. There was obviously reasons why there was constant arguments? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted January 9, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted January 9, 2016 1 minute ago, Rugeley Villa said: mate anyone that puts his thingy up a ladyboy with no protection needs to be taken seriously. I did use protection - I gave a false name! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyp102 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 3 minutes ago, Warnock said: I ended it stupidly enough. We were together for 3 years almost. As soon as we got a place together it all went downhill. Within about 6 months I had to cut it due to constant arguing and stuff. Yet, before that when I used to see her like twice a week things were great. Sounds exactly how mine ended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCU Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Just now, Xela said: There was obviously reasons why there was constant arguments? Of course, just her being a woman and me not dealing with that. It sucks man because she does still cross my mind now and then. First love and all that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Just now, Xela said: I did use protection - I gave a false name! haha. i once bedded this big ugly bird very unexpectedly to my delight and i had her kids jumping in bed with us the following morning to my horror. anyway i was invited for sunday dinner that day which i obviously declined, the night before when we met she asked my name and out of the blue i just said keith,keith moon. no joke every time i saw her in town it was alright keith then suddenly she found out my real name and the one night she tried scaring me by telling me she had hiv, i just said yeah whatever. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreveryoung Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 2 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said: haha. i once bedded this big ugly bird very unexpectedly to my delight and i had her kids jumping in bed with us the following morning to my horror. anyway i was invited for sunday dinner that day which i obviously declined, the night before when we met she asked my name and out of the blue i just said keith,keith moon. no joke every time i saw her in town it was alright keith then suddenly she found out my real name and the one night she tried scaring me by telling me she had hiv, i just said yeah whatever. HIV that's really harsh. Although, reminds me of a time a girl I was "making love to" quite alot, found out I had multiple partners. She immediately said she was going for tests, as I must have gave her something. Luckly she came back clean as a whistle, an the good that came out of it, is that I knew I must be clean too, seeing that I has been absolutely smashing it for about 12 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 12 minutes ago, foreveryoung said: HIV that's really harsh. Although, reminds me of a time a girl I was "making love to" quite alot, found out I had multiple partners. She immediately said she was going for tests, as I must have gave her something. Luckly she came back clean as a whistle, an the good that came out of it, is that I knew I must be clean too, seeing that I has been absolutely smashing it for about 12 months. Did you use protection a lot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 2 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said: I once bedded this big ugly bird… and i had her kids jumping in bed with us the following morning to my horror... Bringing the honourable tradition of the British sex comedy into the 21st century Confessions Of Rugeley. You can see the poster. Pissing on drives, shitting in vans and you waking *naked to find random children in the bed. I don't do telly, but I'd watch that Ruge, deffo *If you were dressed as a vicar or a schoolgirl or something, that's good… Maybe better! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mozzavfc Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 3 hours ago, Xann said: Bringing the honourable tradition of the British sex comedy into the 21st century Confessions Of Rugeley. You can see the poster. Pissing on drives, shitting in vans and you waking *naked to find random children in the bed. I don't do telly, but I'd watch that Ruge, deffo *If you were dressed as a vicar or a schoolgirl or something, that's good… Maybe better! Maybe a book would be better? To pass down through the ages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Demitri_C Posted January 10, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted January 10, 2016 18 hours ago, chrisp65 said: This has become one of the most depressing threads outside of the actual Aston Villa related ones. Mate i love this thread i enjoy coming here more than the villa section! Great getting advice and sharing stories I just realised, i am currently in Cyprus and i forgot to take her thong from under my pillow man my pillow is gonna reek when i go back!! 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 regarding the constant arguments in a relationship well me and my other half were bloody terrible but thankfully we kind of sailed past it. yes we do still bicker and we do have the odd big un now and again but overall we are pretty good now. i need a kick up the arse every now and again because sometimes i dont make enough effort but things are and have been good for a while. its a miracle we are still together though but in my eyes it just shows we belong together. anyway enough of the soppy shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 24 minutes ago, Demitri_C said: Mate i love this thread i enjoy coming here more than the villa section! Great getting advice and sharing stories I just realised, i am currently in Cyprus and i forgot to take her thong from under my pillow man my pillow is gonna reek when i go back!! why dont she wipe her arse or summat? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Haha, yeah with Dem's tongue 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 would not surprise me with dem, kinky git. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 53 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: … sometimes i dont make enough effort... Not sure if you ever can to be honest? There's a basic level of civilization (correct use of toilets etc), personal hygeine and empathy (why are you crying now? Did you want an orgasm?). After that the bar isn't fixed, and thinking it's reachable is an illusion. Just try keep it in sight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 A relationship without arguments to me just gives the impression that neither party is that bothered. Arguments equal passion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 53 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: would not surprise me with dem, kinky git. Haha im a respectable greek man... Rjw63 is a bad influence :-p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 28 minutes ago, Xann said: Not sure if you ever can to be honest? There's a basic level of civilization (correct use of toilets etc), personal hygeine and empathy (why are you crying now? Did you want an orgasm?). After that the bar isn't fixed, and thinking it's reachable is an illusion. Just try keep it in sight. you are right. my problem is that i sometimes go into auto pilot mode and just float through the relationship, not giving enough love(im not the most loving person anyway) and just not giving any emotion. i definitely have a lazy side to me regarding being in a relationship but thats just me and she excepts that to a degree. its like with sex, sometimes i want it a lot then sometimes i can think of nothing worse and thats not because of her but just because i go through phases where i cant be bloody arsed and having sex when you cant be arsed is horrific. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 10 minutes ago, Demitri_C said: Haha im a respectable greek man... Rjw63 is a bad influence :-p have you watched 'shirley valentine' ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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