Stevo985 Posted November 6, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted November 6, 2015 If there wasn't a lock on the door I literally wouldn't be able to go for a shit. No joke. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 The best way to describe a woman when she wants to know something from a man. You dangle a piece of string for a cat and cat goes crazy until it gets it it, once it has it it gets bored and walks off. Thats women for you as well 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 If there wasn't a lock on the door I literally wouldn't be able to go for a shit. No joke. just whistle or if you can sing nicely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 6, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted November 6, 2015 Whistling is for arseholes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Whistling is for arseholes.exactly, it would make things so much more pleasurable for you and your arsehole when your having a shit together. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted November 6, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted November 6, 2015 In my 44 years, I don't think I have ever been in a bathroom without a lock on the door. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 some strange people on here . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Designer1 Posted November 6, 2015 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted November 6, 2015 some strange people on here . And the prize for most ironic post of the year goes to... 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 some strange people on here . And the prize for most ironic post of the year goes to... parallel worlds my friend honestly though i cant grasp the concept of this lock on bathroom doors thing, just dont see the big deal about it. dont get me wrong if im on site and there is a lock on the door i will use it but a lot of the time the locks been broke off and it dont bother me in the slightest. if truth be told i kind of like the thrill of there being no lock because it adds excitement to the situation, will someone walk in on me or wont they. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieFacE Posted November 6, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted November 6, 2015 Comes in to read some relationship advice stuff, finds a conversation about going to the toilet without locks on the door. Only on VT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 We've only recently put a lock on the bathroom door, and that was to put visitors more at ease.I even switch off the webcam now if I know they are a bit uptight about that sort of thing.Seriously though, only just put a lock on the bathroom door. Rule for 30 years has been, if the door is closed, there's a good chance there is someone in there. If the door is closed and you don't know where I am, you are more than welcome to burst in, but I may be having a shit and / or a wank. We all do it, I'm not going to pretend I don't. Knock if your nervous.But yeah, we've had a lot more house guests lately, so we now have a lock. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 We've only recently put a lock on the bathroom door, and that was to put visitors more at ease.I even switch off the webcam now if I know they are a bit uptight about that sort of thing.Seriously though, only just put a lock on the bathroom door. Rule for 30 years has been, if the door is closed, there's a good chance there is someone in there. If the door is closed and you don't know where I am, you are more than welcome to burst in, but I may be having a shit and / or a wank. We all do it, I'm not going to pretend I don't. Knock if your nervous.But yeah, we've had a lot more house guests lately, so we now have a lock.at last a gentleman whos in line with me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 You really are a funny kind of grown up Ruge. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 We've only recently put a lock on the bathroom door, and that was to put visitors more at ease.I even switch off the webcam now if I know they are a bit uptight about that sort of thing.Seriously though, only just put a lock on the bathroom door. Rule for 30 years has been, if the door is closed, there's a good chance there is someone in there. If the door is closed and you don't know where I am, you are more than welcome to burst in, but I may be having a shit and / or a wank. We all do it, I'm not going to pretend I don't. Knock if your nervous.But yeah, we've had a lot more house guests lately, so we now have a lock.at last a gentleman whos in line with me.I would worry about where that 'line' was going, Mr Crisps ... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djdabush Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Another who doesn't have a bathroom lock, mainly because we didn't have one when we moved in and I've been too lazy to put one on. Anyway this is massively off topic, Ruge have you managed to get your end away yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Another who doesn't have a bathroom lock, mainly because we didn't have one when we moved in and I've been too lazy to put one on. Anyway this is massively off topic, Ruge have you managed to get your end away yet? nope, was taking her out for a meal tonight to try and loosen her up a bit but shes fell ill i even bought two bunches of flowers for her yesterday. every dog has its day though so im not too worried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PongRiddims Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 I don't have a lock on my bathroom door. I now have more in common with Rugeley than I ever imagined. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 I don't have a lock on my bathroom door. I now have more in common with Rugeley than I ever imagined.cut from the same cloth mate me and you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Sorry to bring the conversation back to toilet door locks, but I see a floor in the "door closed / open when someone is in or not". What do you do if, you've been out for a curry, and a drink? The morning after when your shit smells like a barn yard, do you leave the door open for the smell to waft through the house? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 some strange people on here .And the prize for most ironic post of the year goes to...[emoji3]parallel worlds my friend [emoji4] honestly though i cant grasp the concept of this lock on bathroom doors thing, just dont see the big deal about it. dont get me wrong if im on site and there is a lock on the door i will use it but a lot of the time the locks been broke off and it dont bother me in the slightest. if truth be told i kind of like the thrill of there being no lock because it adds excitement to the situation, will someone walk in on me or wont they.Well as the guy who poos in a bucket in the back of a van, I guess we should be thankful that you at least have a door on your bathroom. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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