Popular Post samjp26 Posted November 5, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted November 5, 2015 Update on my earlier post:I'm gonna be a dad. To identical twins. Cool. How do you know they'll come out identical?They're what are own as "Monochorionic Diamniotic" or "MCDA" twins, meaning they share a placenta and outer membrane but have their own inner membranes.As for the post above, likely somewhere in between!Hopefully what this means is that I am now able to breed us a great pair of wingers/wing backs. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 (edited) it comes to something when your losing your load over a fridge freezer and no its no joke and no ive not got a fridge freezer fetish. purely accidental. Edited November 5, 2015 by Rugeley Villa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 it comes to something when your losing your load over a fridge freezer and no its no joke and no ive not got a fridge freezer fetish. purely accidental.Whut??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Rugeley Villa Posted November 5, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted November 5, 2015 it comes to something when your losing your load over a fridge freezer and no its no joke and no ive not got a fridge freezer fetish. purely accidental.Whut???on a sex ban this week because i came home late from the pub after work the other day, anyway ive been trying my luck every night but shes not giving in. i tried my luck again tonight and shes still not budging, not even an hand job so when she took the kids to bed i was told to wash up and when she went upstairs i quickly threw one off the wrist because i was desperate and in the heat of the moment it went allover the fridge freezer. i have to quickly then tidy up the mess and hope the little fella has died down before she comes back downstairs. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 You could've just you know 'gone for a poo'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 You could've just you know 'gone for a poo'.nah, seems wrong when my eldest is awake watching tv in the room next door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Wainy316 Posted November 5, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted November 5, 2015 You could've just you know 'gone for a poo'.nah, seems wrong when my eldest is awake watching tv in the room next door.I'd love to see how you measure what 'seems wrong'. Better to deposit in the bog than on the fridge surely? That said, how fit is your fridge? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 (edited) to be fair it could be a Smeg fridge-freezer Edited November 5, 2015 by Rodders 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 (edited) You could've just you know 'gone for a poo'. nah, seems wrong when my eldest is awake watching tv in the room next door. I'd love to see how you measure what 'seems wrong'. Better to deposit in the bog than on the fridge surely? That said, how fit is your fridge?yeah but the young un could walk in on me, nowt a few baby wipes didnt sort out and a dab of surface cleaner. not that fit judging by the junk that sits inside it. Edited November 5, 2015 by Rugeley Villa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 to be fair it could be a Smeg fridge-freezerwhat an ugly fridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 You could've just you know 'gone for a poo'.nah, seems wrong when my eldest is awake watching tv in the room next door.So you whack one out in the kitchen area? Some twisted logic there! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 You should probably get a lock on your bathroom too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 You could've just you know 'gone for a poo'.nah, seems wrong when my eldest is awake watching tv in the room next door.So you whack one out in the kitchen area? Some twisted logic there!and whats up with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 You should probably get a lock on your bathroom too.that would look suspicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 You should probably get a lock on your bathroom too.that would look suspicious.It's a toilet, where you poo and wee and wash your bum out with a bidet. It's meant to have a lock! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post dAVe80 Posted November 5, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted November 5, 2015 (edited) Only on VT is masturbating in the kitchen acceptable, but having a lock on the toilet door isn't! Bless you Ruge, don't ever change. Edited November 5, 2015 by dAVe80 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 (edited) You should probably get a lock on your bathroom too. that would look suspicious. It's a toilet, where you poo and wee and wash your bum out with a bidet. It's meant to have a lock!i was brought up to believe locks on doors were suspicious, honestly i once asked my gran if i could have a lock on my bedroom door and she said why the hell do you want a lock on the door,what are you up too? i find if you just whistle or sing nicely when on the toilet that does the job so nah no need for locks on doors. Edited November 6, 2015 by Rugeley Villa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Only on VT is masturbating in the kitchen acceptable, but having a lock on the toilet door isn't! Bless you Ruge, don't ever change. i really dont see the big deal ha, we shag in the kitchen sometimes dont we? whats the difference. i mean come on i even used to go the toilet in the kitchen when i got in to the habit of pissing in the sink but thats been stopped now we've moved house. id rather masturbate in the kitchen than in the bathroom which is next to my sons room and hes still awake watching tv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 6, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted November 6, 2015 It's incredibly weird not to have a lock on your bathroom door. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 It's incredibly weird not to have a lock on your bathroom door.is it really ha? bathroom doors are left open but if they are closed then in my mind someone is in there. i think its bloody marvellous that we can have a civilised discussion on this subject, makes you proud to be british. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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