wiggyrichard Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Just sent the missus this "The day that you came into my life was the day that my life became special. You have brought out a part in me that I thought I'd never be able to find. What you make me feel for you is nothing short of the ultimate happiness. You are in my thoughts, my dreams, my desires, but most of all my heart. The magic of my life is all because of you. xxx" 8) That sounds like my wedding speech!!! :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 I did something similar for my missus a while ago... hand wrote it on some old style paper, burnt it around the edges and put it in a bottle along with some flower petals and sand. If a ghey-off is what you're looking for... bring it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 If a ghey-off is what you're looking for... bring it!This has whole new thread potential. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 A few weeks ago I gave my missus all the change in my back pocket to put towards a new frock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 If a ghey-off is what you're looking for... bring it!This has whole new thread potential. YES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincsVilla Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 I bought my missus this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Pfffff, thoughtful? I once let my ex finish me off onto her own tits rather than coughing my filth on her myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 I bought my missus this. Bought? Ch. Shouldve hand made it tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 12, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted July 12, 2012 You guys have changed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincsVilla Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 I bought my missus this. Bought? Ch. Shouldve hand made it tbh. If i had the patience i may have considered it, but since i don't i didn't. If i ever need anything sewen i'll get you on the job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Its the giant Orange boucning turd!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted July 12, 2012 Author Share Posted July 12, 2012 Just sent the missus this "The day that you came into my life was the day that my life became special. You have brought out a part in me that I thought I'd never be able to find. What you make me feel for you is nothing short of the ultimate happiness. You are in my thoughts, my dreams, my desires, but most of all my heart. The magic of my life is all because of you. xxx" 8) That sounds like my wedding speech!!! :shock: I though it read as an obituary! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b6bloke Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 WTF!!!! Whats with this Ghey off!!! Where is Rob when you need him!!!! I think I would have a chance of winning but I think some of the many Scuba Steves cock pics were more acceptable!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Thread is turning ghey at a rate of knots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Oh how I have missed your posts Rob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 I think robs idea of chivalry is hanging out the back of someone and asking 4 fingers or fist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 12, 2012 Moderator Share Posted July 12, 2012 "The day that I came into my wife was the day that my life became special. You have brought out a throbbing part of me that I thought I'd never be able to use on anyone else. What you make me feel when I'm in you is nothing short of the ultimate boner. You are in my thoughts, wet dreams and sordid desires. The magic of my life is thinking of you in a xxx movie" Better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Is it wrong I got a chubby reading BOF's parody? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Just sent the missus this "The day that you came into my life was the day that my life became special. You have brought out a part in me that I thought I'd never be able to find. What you make me feel for you is nothing short of the ultimate happiness. You are in my thoughts, my dreams, my desires, but most of all my heart. The magic of my life is all because of you. xxx" 8) That sounds like my wedding speech!!! :shock: I though it read as an obituary! Uh oh................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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