Tegis Posted July 26, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted July 26, 2012 If I read this correctly, there is a horny girlfriend involved. That should be embraced wholeheartedly regardless of location. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted July 26, 2012 Author Share Posted July 26, 2012 If I read this correctly, there is a horny girlfriend involved. That should be embraced wholeheartedly regardless of location. Oh yes. She is very adventurous. Not used to it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 26, 2012 Moderator Share Posted July 26, 2012 Your friend is not used to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Well, if she ever wants a spit-roasting just let me know. Remember; it's not gay as long as we don't look at each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 26, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted July 26, 2012 Why don't you play it like "Bogeys" So you suggest doing it outside, but somewhere discreet, like your back garden. Then she has to suggest somewhere a bit more daring, like the local park. Then you have to get even more daring, like the top deck of the number 6 bus. And you have to get more and more daring each time. I expect to see you going at it on the finish line at the olympic staidium as Usain Bolt wins the 100metres Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted July 26, 2012 Author Share Posted July 26, 2012 Your friend is not used to it. Thats what I said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted July 26, 2012 Author Share Posted July 26, 2012 Well, if she ever wants a spit-roasting just let me know. Remember; it's not gay as long as we don't look at each other. I'll sort the blindfolds!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted July 26, 2012 Author Share Posted July 26, 2012 Why don't you play it like "Bogeys" So you suggest doing it outside, but somewhere discreet, like your back garden. Then she has to suggest somewhere a bit more daring, like the local park. Then you have to get even more daring, like the top deck of the number 6 bus. And you have to get more and more daring each time. I expect to see you going at it on the finish line at the olympic staidium as Usain Bolt wins the 100metres I couldn't last 9.58 seconds!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 26, 2012 Moderator Share Posted July 26, 2012 irreverentad just applied for the custom rank "2 push Charlie" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 I wholeheartedly support this application. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted July 26, 2012 Author Share Posted July 26, 2012 irreverentad just applied for the custom rank "2 push Charlie" What do I win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 I wholeheartedly support this application. Motion Carried. Make it so BOF, make it so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaztonVilla Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 So it only took one page for irreverentad to drop the pretence of it being a "friend"? Jesus man, at least make it a little bit difficult for us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Like the man says, he can only keep things going so long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted July 26, 2012 Author Share Posted July 26, 2012 So it only took one page for irreverentad to drop the pretence of it being a "friend"? Jesus man, at least make it a little bit difficult for us Bugger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted July 26, 2012 Author Share Posted July 26, 2012 Like the man says, he can only keep things going so long. Surprising how well the chat up line " I won't take long, you won't feel it and i'll buy you a drink after" works!! :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b6bloke Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Right, I will start this by saying I have a friend who needs some advice.... His girlfriend is looking to do things "outside" of the house. But my friend is worried by what would happen if he got caught so he has shied away. He is worried he would be arrested if he and his girlfriend went out for a 'drive' for instance. Is he worrying for good reason? You know that old "a friend of mine" shit doesnt wash round her, right Ad?! You'll be fine, just dont get caught...simples!!! 8) Can't think of locations which is the main issue!! Villa park toilets during game but stinks! Dogging area Train toilets or waiting room depending on hours bend her out the window of a busy street There are loads of places but its all about time of day Your other half sounds as though she is going to keep upping the anti mate! Are you prepared for what she could come out with next? and can we see a pic? :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted July 26, 2012 Author Share Posted July 26, 2012 Right, I will start this by saying I have a friend who needs some advice.... His girlfriend is looking to do things "outside" of the house. But my friend is worried by what would happen if he got caught so he has shied away. He is worried he would be arrested if he and his girlfriend went out for a 'drive' for instance. Is he worrying for good reason? You know that old "a friend of mine" shit doesnt wash round her, right Ad?! You'll be fine, just dont get caught...simples!!! 8) Can't think of locations which is the main issue!! Villa park toilets during game but stinks! Dogging area Train toilets or waiting room depending on hours bend her out the window of a busy street There are loads of places but its all about time of day Your other half sounds as though she is going to keep upping the anti mate! Are you prepared for what she could come out with next? and can we see a pic? :winkold: Cheers pal. She does like to keep things exciting. I am happy to roll wit it. Can't post pic pal sorry mainly due to the first ever post in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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wiggyrichard Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 I wholeheartedly support this application. Motion Carried. Make it so BOF, make it so. I fully endorce this recommendation for a name tag of "2 push Charlie" for Ad. Do it Bri!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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