Shillzz Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 True enough, 18 for I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adw95 Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 I see a "When did you lose your virginity?" thread on the horizon... Alternatively - "How much of a sad lonely bastard are you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 Am I being completely sexist in saying 95% of women could go out and get the ride any night they chose with a decent looking bloke? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 Am I being completely sexist in saying 95% of women could go out and get the ride any night they chose with a decent looking bloke? This ...base is fairly decent looking ...if it wasnt for the aids she really could get a hot beef sandwich whenever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 Am I being completely sexist in saying 95% of women could go out and get the ride any night they chose with a decent looking bloke? This ...base is fairly decent looking ...if it wasnt for the aids she really could get a mutton dagger/beef bayonet/pork sword/pump action yoghurt rifle whenever... Fixed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Some relationship advice here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePH-TZPUjfc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Man... after about 2 months on this thread ive finally worked out what DHUTWU means. Forgive me, im young and stoopid. Glad I never asked though tbf. Stefan Postma can explain the situation if you like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Now i don't want the predictable responses i know i will get, but check it: I haven't had sexy times for 6 months! Many reasons for it but still.Fail. Is the goatee one of the reasons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 14, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted January 14, 2014 If she can't pull at the Olympics, she should give up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 If she can't pull at the Olympics, she should give up. yeah, I hear the Belarus ladies ice hockey team are mad keen for the lovin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyp102 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 So August 2010 MON left villa and the club has been on a downward spiral ever since. August 2010 I met the love of my life and my happiness has been on an upward spiral since. Well this weekend after 3.25 yrs together that happiness has come to an end as me and my girlfriend split up. The only positive I can see at the moment is that villa fortunes should now turn. If this does happen please feel free to stop the Lerner/lambert/mcleish/houllier/player hatred as the fault is obviously mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donnie Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 So August 2010 MON left villa and the club has been on a downward spiral ever since. August 2010 I met the love of my life and my happiness has been on an upward spiral since. Well this weekend after 3.25 yrs together that happiness has come to an end as me and my girlfriend split up. The only positive I can see at the moment is that villa fortunes should now turn. If this does happen please feel free to stop the Lerner/lambert/mcleish/houllier/player hatred as the fault is obviously mine Just think your now free to do what you want, with who you want. No more nagging, or boring trips to ikea. You are free to travel the world and meet new people. Being single aint all that bad...damn I miss the single life slightly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 I miss the single life slightly. Stop paying the Escort Agency then. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieFacE Posted January 19, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted January 19, 2014 Is it weird to date a 20 year old when you're 26? We went out on Thursday and had a good time, she wants to meet again but for whatever reason I feel a bit uneasy about the age difference. But the positive is that I always thought I'd end up with a fatty but she's quite tidy! Also - I've managed to find some topless modelling pictures of her on the internet.... I have no idea how to start that conversation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Is it weird to date a 20 year old when you're 26? We went out on Thursday and had a good time, she wants to meet again but for whatever reason I feel a bit uneasy about the age difference. But the positive is that I always thought I'd end up with a fatty but she's quite tidy! Also - I've managed to find some topless modelling pictures of her on the internet.... I have no idea how to start that conversation WAKE UP WAKE UP your sleep typing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Try a "would you ever" and see if she 'fesses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted January 19, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted January 19, 2014 Is it weird to date a 20 year old when you're 26? We went out on Thursday and had a good time, she wants to meet again but for whatever reason I feel a bit uneasy about the age difference. But the positive is that I always thought I'd end up with a fatty but she's quite tidy! Also - I've managed to find some topless modelling pictures of her on the internet.... I have no idea how to start that conversation 1. No 2. DHUTWU 3. Post the link to the modelling pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Is it weird to date a 20 year old when you're 26? We went out on Thursday and had a good time, she wants to meet again but for whatever reason I feel a bit uneasy about the age difference. But the positive is that I always thought I'd end up with a fatty but she's quite tidy! Also - I've managed to find some topless modelling pictures of her on the internet.... I have no idea how to start that conversation 1. No 2. DHUTWU 3. Post the link to the modelling pics It's only fair we see these pictures just to double check shes "tidy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Is it weird to date a 20 year old when you're 26? We went out on Thursday and had a good time, she wants to meet again but for whatever reason I feel a bit uneasy about the age difference. But the positive is that I always thought I'd end up with a fatty but she's quite tidy! Also - I've managed to find some topless modelling pictures of her on the internet.... I have no idea how to start that conversation 1. No 2. DHUTWU 3. Post the link to the modelling pics It's only fair we see these pictures just to double check shes "tidy" They're on the internet anyway. I don't see the harm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieFacE Posted January 19, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted January 19, 2014 haha, nah i'm not gunna post the link yet, if we stop seeing each other I will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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