CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 She's definitely into you. You should, like, phone her up, email her, tweet her, call at her door, camp in her garden, go to her every gig and stand at the front, and write a love song for her and post it on youtube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 (edited) Oh Morpheus, I Love the Way You Lie. I suppose her song Unfaithful really speaks to you, right? Edited December 10, 2013 by Ginko 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 I suppose her song Unfaithful really speaks to you, right? Not as much as the "I shagged my Aunt because I'm a filthy deviant" song. One of her lesser known b-sides, I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 It's one of my personal favourites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Since the last Rihanna concert i went to i have often wondered would she given the chance actually indulge me in some play time? At this concert i was standing inside the 'Stage Pod' which was situated right on the stage with her. She kept coming over and eye balling me in particular which didn't go down too well with my fiancee and on one occasion rather than just touching my outstretched hand as she did with everyone else she actually grabbed my hand and sang (or mimed) into my face which gave the unsuspecting security man kittens. The following week when i visited my fiancee at her work someone put on a Rihanna CD which left everyone in stiches apart from my fiancee who just smiled through gritted teeth. Pure fantasy of course but what a babe, Rihanna i mean. What all of it? No just the part about play time. The rest happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 She's definitely into you. You should, like, phone her up, email her, tweet her, call at her door, camp in her garden, go to her every gig and stand at the front, and write a love song for her and post it on youtube. No mate I already do that with One Direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 What would on topic be like if Villa Talk had existed during the 92/93 season? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 I suppose her song Unfaithful really speaks to you, right? Not as much as the "I shagged my Aunt because I'm a filthy deviant" song. One of her lesser known b-sides, I believe. No I wrote that song from personal experience and I just can't help being a horny sod. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 What would on topic be like if Villa Talk had existed during the 92/93 season? Quiet. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 If I had gone to a different school, how would my life have ended up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted December 10, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted December 10, 2013 If I had gone to a different school, how would my life have ended up. you never know, you may have gone on to invent something awesome like defecated coffee, or whatever its called 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 10, 2013 Author VT Supporter Share Posted December 10, 2013 Well I DID go to a different school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 It's been bugging me for ages, I hated the 4 years I was there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islingtonclaret Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 It's been bugging me for ages, I hated the 4 years I was there. STOP PRESS: MAN ADMITS DIDN'T LIKE SCHOOLDAYS Sorry bud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 It's been bugging me for ages, I hated the 4 years I was there. Maybe you would have stuck out the compulsory 5 years? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 I started secondary school in year 8 not year 7. Thats how it was in my county back then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 If I had gone to a different school, how would my life have ended up. Same shit, different floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Unless that other school was called Eton. Then said floor would at least be covered with plebs for you to walk over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Would Hitler have shot himself if the Allies were taking Berlin instead of the Soviets? He didn't shoot himself ... Just like Curt Cobain didn't either Oh hang on wrong thread ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 11, 2013 Author VT Supporter Share Posted December 11, 2013 On balance I quite enjoyed school. Some shitty aspects, sure, but it was mostly OK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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