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mjmooney

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Could you date a stripper? I couldn't I'd really struggle with trust issues..

I went with a nympho once,Its not all its cracked up to be.She wore me out in 3 weeks.I still cant get over the number of times she wanted sex, and she was happy to have it anywhere anytime.If we had sex every time she wanted to we would have been arrested after a couple of days.

It's a hard life ;). Must've been fun for a while though? I'd like to try keeping up with one.

 

It was great for the first week and a half then it was like too much of a good thing.In the end it was like work ( something I had to do weather I wanted to or not ) and I was really fit in those far off days.

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Well i guess a burp comes from your stomach and a fart comes from your bowel

Two different organs entirely

If the rhyme taught me anything then .. it pops up to say hello and once it gets past the heart , then it turns into a fart

I knew those 6 years at medical school weren't a waste if time

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Why is sweetcorn always a component of vomit even when you haven't eaten any for a few months

Why when you do it, despite having chewed it, does it reform into a full piece of sweet corn in your excrement?

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