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rjw63

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25 years in once place would put me in an asylum, fair play.
Oh, it's driven me round the twist, all right. I only intended to stay three years, I must have taken my eye off the ball somewhere.

On the bright side, job security, good holiday entitlement and a decent pension. When you have a family you get risk-averse. Well I do, anyway.

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Hmmmm. £100 and a plate, or £150? Decisions, decisions. :crylaugh:

Oh, hang on... "hard work and commitment to this University over the past 25 years". They must have mistaken me for somebody else. Damn.

Ashton-Craggs?

Who did she piss off in a past life?

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Number One daughter announcing that, after careful consideration, she has shifted her stance from "agnostic" to "full-on atheist".

"I say unto you, that even so there shall be joy in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine righteous persons, which need no repentance".

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