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That sha's game in hand is against a Chelsea side who are now beginning to play some good stuff rather than the originally scheduled match which would've been against a fairly dodgy Chelsea :thumb: Happiness.

Amen to that brother!

Also knocking how to circumcise a bluenose: Kick his sister in the chin.

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The best part of that article is that it appears Mr Simpkins got no joy from his tirade. Usually one lone dissenting voice is enough to have them clear the shelves of a product. But the article just wraps up with "This jovial MAOAM man is very popular with fans, both young and old." and the "**** you Mr Simpkins" is very much implied :clap:

That cheered me up.

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My pub quiz tonight down great park. In comparison to the other teams that go we are regularly pushing for a european spot.
I would say we are nailed-on Champions' League every season.

Oh how they hate us. :D

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Every quiz has that one group of people who have given up on life and dedicated their time to 'researching' shows such as eggheads, weakest link, 15 to 1....... :lol:

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Nobody likes us and we don't care. :)

I DO watch those shows (although not as keenly as Mastermind and University Challenge), but purely for entertainment.

I can honestly say that nobody in our team has ever sat down and learned stuff just for the quiz. The day I start memorising lists of Scottish Second Division football grounds is the day I give up quizzes.

We're just fairly well-read, with a broad ranges of interests. If we know it, we know it; if we don't, too bad.

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The best part of that article is that it appears Mr Simpkins got no joy from his tirade.

I'd venture to say the comments were possibly the best thing about the article:

I would like to tell you these picures are very photogenic. They show both the lemon's good side and my own. I would like you to know that both the cherries and the lemon were willing to have these pictures taken and at no point did they object to anything. In fact they suggested a few manuevers. I think Mr Simpkin should except that sex is natural and children should know about it rather than just having to guess as they are not going to go out and do it. As a final statement, I would like to add that all the fruit in the pictures are above 16. So there!

- Mr Lime, Maoam county, 15/9/2009 13:59

I am inspired by Simon Simpkins observations. I can't believe i never spotted this porn before. Now, just like Mr Lime, i am in the process of fondling a couple of ripe and juicy cherries and I plan to move on to Lemons just as soon as I've finished with the little temptresses. Thanks Saucy Simpkins: it's given me a sweet new lease of life!

- Abraham, Gateshead, UK, 09/9/2009 15:15

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Not quite 'cheer me up' but I get an immature kick out of typing an ironic "1st" on facebook feeds when I know I'm about 4,674th.

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