Stevo985 Posted October 17, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted October 17, 2011 My smartphone is broken, so I've had to send it off for repairs. In the meantime, I'm using some shitty old Samsung from about 10 years ago. And I'm chuffed with it! No internet, no apps, one game, i don't think it even has a calculator. But it's great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 my boss is off sick today, its always nice when the gaffer is out isn't it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 Watching Essex Police zap a few pikeys this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 19, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted October 19, 2011 Round Britain Quiz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 my boss is off sick today, its always nice when the gaffer is out isn't it! It always seems to be sunny when my boss is away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 Watching south park from last night, randy on wheel of fortune, "people that annoy you" n_ggers comedy gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 When I am in need of a cheer up I go onto 419eater. Just read the following serious reply from a scammer to a baiter :- "Dear Mr. kenn we need the $120.000.00 to eneble us start the documenttion with the GEPC for shipment of 60 ounces of green krptonite regards ozore " The thought of a little dirty scammer sitting in a internet cafe promising someone krptonite (Only 60 ounces mind) always cheers me up. I mean, what a thick clearing in the woods. krptonite is in big old chunks of green in the Superman films so such a small amount 120 k to start the ball rolling with the documents is always a bargain ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 20, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted October 20, 2011 There is a Bradford edition of Monopoly. Comedy gold (as currently running on my FB status). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 There is a Bradford edition of Monopoly. Comedy gold (as currently running on my FB status). Brilliant! We should put together a VT edition of Monopoly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonLax Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 There is a Bradford edition of Monopoly. Comedy gold (as currently running on my FB status). What do they do for the streets on the last 3 sides of the board? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 There is a Bradford edition of Monopoly. Comedy gold (as currently running on my FB status). What do they do for the streets on the last 3 sides of the board? I think they fill it with more "Go directly to jail" spaces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 COMMUNITY CHEST: "mjmooney has had to google your post. Pay each player £20" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Posted October 20, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted October 20, 2011 Listening to the Steps greatest hits album. Cheesy pop wonderfulness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 20, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted October 20, 2011 COMMUNITY CHEST: "mjmooney has had to google your post. Pay each player £20" "you're reading a post from Levi Ramsey. Miss 11 turns" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 20, 2011 Author Share Posted October 20, 2011 Listening to the Steps greatest hits album. Cheesy pop wonderfulness. Wonderfulness? You're kidding, right? :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 CHANCE: "You have posted a picture of Susan Coffey in a non-off topic thread. Collect £50 from the bank". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 I've just googled "posh areas in Bradford" It didn't throw up much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 20, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted October 20, 2011 I've just googled "posh areas in Bradford" It didn't throw up muchI'm surprised. It makes me throw up quite a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 COMMUNITY CHEST: "mjmooney has had to google your post. Pay each player £20" "you're reading a post from Levi Ramsey. Miss 11 turns" "You have mentioned Houllier and/or MON. Go to jail, go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect £200." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 We have a "hot desking" policy at work, which basically means you can sit where you want on a first come first serve basis. Today I got to sit next to the fittest bird in the building and dribble around her all day staring at her breasts. T'was ace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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