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rjw63

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My smartphone is broken, so I've had to send it off for repairs.

In the meantime, I'm using some shitty old Samsung from about 10 years ago.

And I'm chuffed with it! No internet, no apps, one game, i don't think it even has a calculator. But it's great :D

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When I am in need of a cheer up I go onto 419eater.

Just read the following serious reply from a scammer to a baiter :-

"Dear Mr. kenn

we need the $120.000.00 to eneble us start the documenttion with the GEPC for shipment of 60 ounces of green krptonite

regards

ozore "

:D The thought of a little dirty scammer sitting in a internet cafe promising someone krptonite (Only 60 ounces mind) always cheers me up. I mean, what a thick clearing in the woods. krptonite is in big old chunks of green in the Superman films so such a small amount :huh:

120 k to start the ball rolling with the documents is always a bargain !

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There is a Bradford edition of Monopoly. :crylaugh:

Comedy gold (as currently running on my FB status).

What do they do for the streets on the last 3 sides of the board?

I think they fill it with more "Go directly to jail" spaces.

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COMMUNITY CHEST:

"mjmooney has had to google your post. Pay each player £20"

"you're reading a post from Levi Ramsey. Miss 11 turns"

"You have mentioned Houllier and/or MON. Go to jail, go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect £200."

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We have a "hot desking" policy at work, which basically means you can sit where you want on a first come first serve basis.

Today I got to sit next to the fittest bird in the building and dribble around her all day staring at her breasts.

T'was ace

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