lapal_fan Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 I know it's not an option but Velociraptors would be **** ace. They already play football.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 (edited) PLus a primate team would include humans. Definitely not allowed. I said with the exclusion of humans though, didn't I!? **** sake, ******* corrupt SIFF Officials don't ********* listen!... Oh ****, I'm gonna get a fine now, or a ban....well actually when I made the comments I wasn't employed so they were not in a professional capacity...so you can't do nothing! .... .... Ok, now I am Chimp manager and I'd just like to offer my full compliments to the wonder SIFF official and commend them on the fantastic job they are doing. I'm not singling anyone out despite there currently only being a single SIFF Official. As I'm not allowed to sign King Kong now, I will have to bring new signings in, Rupert, my first choice keeper, he hasn't got off to the best of starts in training as you can see in this picture. Lionel, our back up keeper, he has a drink problem so he's more 'prop-up' than 'back up' ,,,,I don't know who this is... This is our Badge And finally, a few words from our captain. Edited August 8, 2014 by 8pints 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 8, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted August 8, 2014 This reminds me of the time the insects XI played the Rest of the Jungle. RotJ were three-nil up and cruising, but early in the second half the insects put on a millipede as a sub. Millipede had a blinder, scoring all four goals in a 4 - 3 comeback. After the match the insects' manager was asked why he didn't play him from the start. "Well", he said, "I would, but it takes him until half time to get his boots on". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 No, he's an ogre, not a chimp. Nah, he's an Orc if ever there was one. Then there's Tevez the Uruk-hai... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Does anyone else grab their balls and pull them up when they fart? For leverage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 the world is such a better place when you are not at work. Had such a relaxing day off, makes me resent going back on Monday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 This reminds me of the time the insects XI played the Rest of the Jungle. RotJ were three-nil up and cruising, but early in the second half the insects put on a millipede as a sub. Millipede had a blinder, scoring all four goals in a 4 - 3 comeback. After the match the insects' manager was asked why he didn't play him from the start. "Well", he said, "I would, but it takes him until half time to get his boots on".if you get a like for that joke I'm burning down the interweb 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 8, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted August 8, 2014 the world is such a better place when you are not at work. Had such a relaxing day off, makes me resent going back on Monday! Did I mention that I... oh, never mind. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Work does give us the option of taking a 12 month sabbatical so been giving that some serious thought. Would need a fair bit of cash though to give up work for 12 months... £8k for mortgage and bills (assuming i never rented out my place) and probably another £20k to do the travel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 could just kick it on the floor and it'll go through it's legs a lot. Be easy. Ostrich is still the best team, followed by apes.I was thinking the elephant would just sit down. His body would cover the whole goal, just leaving the top left and right hand corner with a small football-sized gap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 http://www.chilternrailways.co.uk/c/jobs/9026 Jobs going at The_Rev's place. We need more Villa fans at Moor Street so get on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted August 8, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted August 8, 2014 http://www.chilternrailways.co.uk/c/jobs/9026 Jobs going at The_Rev's place. We need more Villa fans at Moor Street so get on it. Yes please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 (edited) Work does give us the option of taking a 12 month sabbatical so been giving that some serious thought. Would need a fair bit of cash though to give up work for 12 months... £8k for mortgage and bills (assuming i never rented out my place) and probably another £20k to do the travel. If you were going to leave your house for a year it would make no sense to not rent the place out. Lets someone else pay your mortgage for a year. Or even divide it up into a house share and make a killing. Edited August 8, 2014 by Voinjama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 http://www.chilternrailways.co.uk/c/jobs/9026 Jobs going at The_Rev's place. We need more Villa fans at Moor Street so get on it. Only if I can get behind the wheel of a 68 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Work does give us the option of taking a 12 month sabbatical so been giving that some serious thought. Would need a fair bit of cash though to give up work for 12 months... £8k for mortgage and bills (assuming i never rented out my place) and probably another £20k to do the travel. A years a long time and you'll have to grow a beard and wear beads in your hair .... See the world properly on holiday pay and not sitting in a hostel with guitar rocket polisher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 http://www.chilternrailways.co.uk/c/jobs/9026 Jobs going at The_Rev's place. We need more Villa fans at Moor Street so get on it. Only if I can get behind the wheel of a 68 I already have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ismail-villa Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Only recently realised how amazing it feels to sleep with a T-shirt and boxers only, always wore joggers to bed. But I could never sleep naked, that shit too uncomfortable for my liking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 8, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted August 8, 2014 On a really cold night I'll wear pyjamas. Otherwise it's naked all the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 9, 2014 Author VT Supporter Share Posted August 9, 2014 Golden Eagles could just hover with the ball and then drop it into the net.that'd be obstruction. Birds would be fast, and good in the air, obviously. But I think their lack of power and movement on the ground would let them down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Only recently realised how amazing it feels to sleep with a T-shirt and boxers only, always wore joggers to bed. But I could never sleep naked, that shit too uncomfortable for my liking. Joggers? sounds like it would be incredibly hot.. I find sleeping in boxers the perfect balance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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